I am Gud

Bonny is a freak.

Coffee is nasty.

Dana is a freak.

Coffee is a disgusting beverage.

Tom is a freak.

I know if only I could drink coffee, I might consider myself an adult.

Theo aspires to non-freakdom.

If coffee tasted like it smells, it would be wonderful, but it tastes bitter and I don't like it.

Susan is a freak, except nasally.

You are all freaks who furthermore insult the heritage and tradition of my family! Err, or possibly just have divergent tastes.

Did we talk about lunch today? I ate breakfast so late it was lunch, so I made a fried egg sandwich.

What's an Arnold Palmer?!?!

1/2 lemonade, 1/2 iced tea, 100% GOODNESS.

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Suddenly, I miss Killer Shrimp.

Not sure how these are related.

You could try something like "I received your notice that you wish to raise the rent to $X, effective January 1. However, this amount is a huge increase, and more than I believe that market warrants. I would be amenable to a rent increase to $X. Please let me know if this is not acceptable.

Sigh. This is so much more concise, and likely to succeed, than what my ranty brain could muster today. Thanks.

Killer Shrimp

Yum! I need to get over there - it's been awhile.

Bonny is a freak.

Hey, hey now. Freak by association thankyouverymuch.

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. It was tasty. Now I'm trying to decide what to make for dinner. It's a toss-up between spaghetti and tacos.

What's an Arnold Palmer?!?!

Like Aimee said, iced tea and lemonade

(For men it's called a Hardy Boy!)

Ha!

Hee. Bonny is a freak by metaphor.

Hey, you coffee-hating freaks! All your coffee are belong to me.

My favorite "gift cards" are Amazon or other online certificates. They keep track of the money, and I can buy more books.

Bonny is a freak by metaphor.

This may need to be a tshirt!