Slap my hand NOW!
But I'm a friend to the coffee drinker because, despite not being able to put it in my mouth, I do love the smell. A bf once sprinkled hazelnut roast in the floorboards of my car because the smell made me so orgasmic.
No logic. Just fact.
fancy save-the-world, cruelty-free, leash-walked bottled water
FanTAStic phrasing!
I know if only I could drink coffee, I might consider myself an adult.
I dunno -- I've been drinking the stuff for years, and the adulthood thing has yet to kick in.
I just don't know how to frame the counter argument or what to even suggest.
You could try something like "I received your notice that you wish to raise the rent to $X, effective January 1. However, this amount is a huge increase, and more than I believe that market warrants. I would be amenable to a rent increase to $X. Please let me know if this is not acceptable.
Send it registered mail with a return receipt, and keep a copy.
I do like coffee, I just don't like to make it. As for iced coffee, ewww! Any form of coffee that doesn't involve it being hot is yucky, and that includes frappachinoes and even coffee ice cream.
Kat, you drink Arnold Palmers, right?
What's an Arnold Palmer?!?!
(For men it's called a Hardy Boy!)
I am Gud
Bonny is a freak.
Coffee is nasty.
Dana is a freak.
Coffee is a disgusting beverage.
Tom is a freak.
I know if only I could drink coffee, I might consider myself an adult.
Theo aspires to non-freakdom.
If coffee tasted like it smells, it would be wonderful, but it tastes bitter and I don't like it.
Susan is a freak, except nasally.
You are all freaks who furthermore insult the heritage and tradition of my family! Err, or possibly just have divergent tastes.
Did we talk about lunch today? I ate breakfast so late it was lunch, so I made a fried egg sandwich.
What's an Arnold Palmer?!?!
1/2 lemonade, 1/2 iced tea, 100% GOODNESS.
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Suddenly, I miss Killer Shrimp.
Not sure how these are related.
You could try something like "I received your notice that you wish to raise the rent to $X, effective January 1. However, this amount is a huge increase, and more than I believe that market warrants. I would be amenable to a rent increase to $X. Please let me know if this is not acceptable.
Sigh. This is so much more concise, and likely to succeed, than what my ranty brain could muster today. Thanks.