This is disturbing - a man is charged with killing a college student by tying a rope around his neck and dragging him behind a pickup truck for 13 miles.
The most bizarre thing - the man is claiming self-defense.
Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 30, 2007 9:42:36 am PST #4747 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Miracleman - Nov 30, 2007 9:43:15 am PST #4748 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Also, you're supposed to bring something that represents your culture, so she said she's going to bring white bread, which was funny.
Tell her to take muffins, whitey!
Bundt cake!
Jessica - Nov 30, 2007 9:48:07 am PST #4749 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 30, 2007 9:49:33 am PST #4750 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Sophia, are you sure you're not secretly on "The Office"?
Wow! That explains a lot!
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Yes. My coworkers have children and their excuses sound legitimate. Mine sounds like I could reschedule (although I can't). Once I did use a kitten as an excuse not to go.
Gudanov - Nov 30, 2007 9:50:06 am PST #4751 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
Attacked by zombies. That's actually a situation that's a lot harder to deal with in real life than in a game.
Miracleman - Nov 30, 2007 9:50:16 am PST #4752 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
"I would go, but I have to save the Earth from evil Lectroids from the Eighth Dimension. Do give my love to Wilhelm for me, though, would you?"
Works every time.
Gudanov - Nov 30, 2007 9:53:05 am PST #4753 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
"I would go, but I have to save the Earth from evil Lectroids from the Eighth Dimension. Do give my love to Wilhelm for me, though, would you?"
It might also make them never ask you to come to a party again. Bonus.
sarameg - Nov 30, 2007 9:55:24 am PST #4754 of 10001
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Yeah, not really a course of action I'm going to pursue...
I think my nephew needs this: [link]
brenda m - Nov 30, 2007 9:55:32 am PST #4755 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ha! Another whitey coworker is bringing cupcakes. I have to decide if I'm going to do it for real and bring the tourtiere (pork pie), even though we don't have an oven, or come up with something else.
Poutine!
Allyson - Nov 30, 2007 9:55:55 am PST #4756 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can I borrow that excuse for my work holiday party?
Dread. So much dread.