Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Xander ,'End of Days'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Sophia, are you sure you're not secretly on "The Office"?
Wow! That explains a lot!
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Yes. My coworkers have children and their excuses sound legitimate. Mine sounds like I could reschedule (although I can't). Once I did use a kitten as an excuse not to go.
Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
Attacked by zombies. That's actually a situation that's a lot harder to deal with in real life than in a game.
Oh god, have to come up with a plausible way to miss the party again this year.
"I would go, but I have to save the Earth from evil Lectroids from the Eighth Dimension. Do give my love to Wilhelm for me, though, would you?"
Works every time.
"I would go, but I have to save the Earth from evil Lectroids from the Eighth Dimension. Do give my love to Wilhelm for me, though, would you?"
It might also make them never ask you to come to a party again. Bonus.
Having a baby? SO useful in this regard.
Yeah, not really a course of action I'm going to pursue...
I think my nephew needs this: [link]
Ha! Another whitey coworker is bringing cupcakes. I have to decide if I'm going to do it for real and bring the tourtiere (pork pie), even though we don't have an oven, or come up with something else.
Poutine!
Can I borrow that excuse for my work holiday party?
Dread. So much dread.
Poutine is NOT part of my heritage.
Dread. So much dread.
Even better, show up to the party for, like, ten minutes then scream "Get 'em! Evil, pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension! Lectroids! Get 'em!" run out of the party and steal a motorcycle.
Three days, tops, until the memo officially cancelling "holiday celebrations" circulates.