I'm all up in the law now, but damn it feels good to get my violence on.

Gunn ,'Unleashed'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 30, 2007 9:20:31 am PST #4731 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Eh, I don't care enough about this to pay 2 separate shipping fees. So it's ninja/unicorn or flair/doorbell - I can't mix them.


Theodosia - Nov 30, 2007 9:21:13 am PST #4732 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Go unicorn! Choose unicorn!


Aims - Nov 30, 2007 9:22:29 am PST #4733 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Okay, it's time once again for my office's annual white elephant gift swap. The rules are everyone brings in a wrapped gift (under $20) and draws straws for the order in which you select gifts. You can either take a gift from the table (mystery!) or steal someone else's already unwrapped gift (score!). You can only steal the same gift 3 times.

Yankee swap!

"It's like Machiavelli meets Christmas!"


Jessica - Nov 30, 2007 9:22:38 am PST #4734 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ooh, ThinkGeek also carries the ninja catapult! So I can do flair + ninjas! We have a winner!


sarameg - Nov 30, 2007 9:23:42 am PST #4735 of 10001

NO YOU MUST HAVE AN IMPALING!


Jesse - Nov 30, 2007 9:23:56 am PST #4736 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eh, I don't care enough about this to pay 2 separate shipping fees. So it's ninja/unicorn or flair/doorbell - I can't mix them.

Oh, I forgot which things went together by the time I started typing. But it looks like all's well that ends well!


Frankenbuddha - Nov 30, 2007 9:27:49 am PST #4737 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Okay, it's time once again for my office's annual white elephant gift swap. The rules are everyone brings in a wrapped gift (under $20) and draws straws for the order in which you select gifts. You can either take a gift from the table (mystery!) or steal someone else's already unwrapped gift (score!). You can only steal the same gift 3 times.

In our version of this at work, if you do get it or steal it 3 times, you get to keep it because you worked for it. IOW no on can take it from you if you manage to get it that many times. You also can only steal twice a turn - on the 3rd go you have to got to the table or keep what you got swapped to. And whoever picked first gets to do a final swap with anyone who hasn't gotten theirs for good. This leads to even MORE madcap Machiavellian machinations.


msbelle - Nov 30, 2007 9:31:22 am PST #4738 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Office White elephant

If it doesn't have to be new, I always try to find something in my house already.

I just learned that there are "games" of some sort at our office party. I have not been the other 2 years I have been working here. I am not amused at this prospect.


Jesse - Nov 30, 2007 9:33:01 am PST #4739 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We're having a potluck and gift swap this year. Last year, we went out. My minion, who wasn't even here last year, is all, "Are we in financial trouble??" and, "I can't believe this party is going to cost me money!" Also, you're supposed to bring something that represents your culture, so she said she's going to bring white bread, which was funny.


Aims - Nov 30, 2007 9:33:52 am PST #4740 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also, you're supposed to bring something that represents your culture, so she said she's going to bring white bread, which was funny.

Tell her to take muffins, whitey!