Yeah, but the whole point is to confuse the CSI people (and Quincy). "No bullet and a few splotches of mercury" would be more confusing than "gold bullet."
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 30, 2007 5:09:27 am PST #4622 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - Nov 30, 2007 5:09:28 am PST #4623 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, hey Jesse, did you get the bags?
Tom Scola - Nov 30, 2007 5:10:24 am PST #4624 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Oh, hey Jesse, do you need any help with the bags?
tommyrot - Nov 30, 2007 5:11:20 am PST #4625 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh. I like Allyson's idea.
Or maybe you could bombard the victim's house with a human cannon, enlarged to fire cows....
Jesse - Nov 30, 2007 5:12:57 am PST #4626 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I did get them! Thanks. And I may or may not need help with them, but now I'm trying to figure out when I can actually do the stuff, and am not sure when that will be yet. Shopping I can do tomorrow, but the fact that it seems like they are only picketing between 10 and 2 makes life harder for me!
CaBil - Nov 30, 2007 5:14:40 am PST #4627 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Allyson, people who grow up in the Boston area in the late 70 and 80s, can all tell one thing about the New England Aquarium.
That it taught them how to walk like a penguin.
This television ad played for more than a decade on the various after school blocks. Though I understand the dolphin show is no longer being held.
(Sorry for this bit of Boston nostalgia)
lisah - Nov 30, 2007 5:17:40 am PST #4628 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Oh Lisa, say it isn't so. The trick to crow is actually being willing to faceplant and moving your heart far enough forward. It's not necessary to have a huge amount of strength. It's all balancey.
I'd like to say that my body shape (big boobs, biggish butt) makes crow difficult for me but I think it's really that I'm a pussy about faceplanting. What I need to do, I think, is get somebody to assist me up into it so I know how it feels and then i'll be less afraid to do it myself.
CaBil - Nov 30, 2007 5:26:16 am PST #4629 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Oh, if your goal is to confuse CSI types, rather than just get away with murder?
Dude, that's simple. Just leave experimental dummies with various fatal traumas on their gelatin encased forms throughout the city. The CSI will be so put out by someone taking away all of their fun of recreating crime scenes. By the time the actual murders occur, based on previously displayed dummies, that they will be in such a depression that the investigating detectives will have to actually interview suspects on their own, follow leads and so on, rather than just eat jelly donuts at their desks while the CSI types do all the work as usual. They will be completely out of practice!
lisah - Nov 30, 2007 5:30:27 am PST #4630 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
shrift - Nov 30, 2007 5:33:35 am PST #4631 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
"Dear god, that must mean I'm OLD now!"
You guys realize that I found you when I was 21 and now I'm almost 30, right?