Oh Lisa, say it isn't so. The trick to crow is actually being willing to faceplant and moving your heart far enough forward. It's not necessary to have a huge amount of strength. It's all balancey.

I'd like to say that my body shape (big boobs, biggish butt) makes crow difficult for me but I think it's really that I'm a pussy about faceplanting. What I need to do, I think, is get somebody to assist me up into it so I know how it feels and then i'll be less afraid to do it myself.

Oh, if your goal is to confuse CSI types, rather than just get away with murder?

Dude, that's simple. Just leave experimental dummies with various fatal traumas on their gelatin encased forms throughout the city. The CSI will be so put out by someone taking away all of their fun of recreating crime scenes. By the time the actual murders occur, based on previously displayed dummies, that they will be in such a depression that the investigating detectives will have to actually interview suspects on their own, follow leads and so on, rather than just eat jelly donuts at their desks while the CSI types do all the work as usual. They will be completely out of practice!

for your Christmas tree:

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"Dear god, that must mean I'm OLD now!"

You guys realize that I found you when I was 21 and now I'm almost 30, right?

So that's where the last ten years went!

You guys realize that I found you when I was 21 and now I'm almost 30, right?

hush, you

Okay what happened that suddenly EVERYBODY is on Facebook? I just found an old roommate from SF (like from '93ish) yesterday and today an old h.s. era friend found me. Like, everyone got into it in the last month? Why?

I've gotten two invitations (one from a h.s. person I haven't seen in, oh... 17 years?) and I'm not even on facebook!

Even my friends who were resisting Facebook have succumbed.

And I think I've mentioned my dad...

a bunch of companies are using it as an unofficial/official hub.

I don't know what you're doing... vitamins? Sleeping better? Getting some?

God, I wish.