It's War on Drugs Theatre, is what it is. Meth would have to be really REALLY expensive to make buying a couple dozen packages of blister packs of Sudafed and processing them cost-effective. Feh.

taking a strong acid-reducer and eating things like raw milk cheese could let certain bacteria run rampant in you system.

Well, if I ever get bored over the weekend, now I know what to do....

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears Strips Off Underwear in Porn Shop; Shoplifts Wig

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."

Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."

Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

The drug industry and regulations and doctors: deeply weird. I'm becoming quite friendly with the staff at my preferred ER and we talk about drugs and administering them a lot, since that's all I come for, not even a diagnosis.

I get 6mg of dilaudid to start off with. Many nurses and doctors have never administered that much at once. The drug is packaged in 4mg ampoules. But they want to start me at 1 or 2mg. I think they need to "waste" the rest of the ampoule, even if I need more later.

Not sure how they charge me.

The SciFi Channel has a new website devoted to new, fancy, high-tech toys and such: [link]

I need a new gym bag--something that can hold a change of clothes, a pair of tennis shoes, a small bag with kids' stuff, a swimsuit and a toiletries bag.

Speaking of Sci Fi, is that Alan Cumming in TinMan?

Cash, you know you want it: [link]

Yes, it is.

Also, Scary Eyes McDonough.

And CKR and the Bones' actress' sister.

talk about clear thinking

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(11-27) 22:25 PST San Francisco -- A Mill Valley man prevented a potentially serious crash on the Golden Gate Bridge today by using his pickup truck to guide a sport utility vehicle - in which the driver had gone unconcious - away from oncoming traffic, the California Highway Patrol said.