Heh. Here's some other recent Noah pics. He's no bigger than an apple! Okay, maybe he's the size of a pumpkin. Hard at sleep.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lori - Nov 27, 2007 4:07:26 pm PST #4149 of 10001
Cass - Nov 27, 2007 4:08:20 pm PST #4150 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
On the plus side, any circus of mine would probably have a lot of decorative boys in eyeliner. In cages
YUM. Even I could get behind that.*gets in line too*
sarameg - Nov 27, 2007 4:12:19 pm PST #4151 of 10001
Fuckme, I just went insane and tried to figure out ichat. I think someone needs to hand me a rotary phone and a pencil. For someone who works with computer systems, I am really a moron.
tommyrot - Nov 27, 2007 4:14:47 pm PST #4152 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Nov 27, 2007 4:23:46 pm PST #4153 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Norman Mailer posthumously awarded Bad Sex prize
To the point:
The winning passage, which leaves little to the imagination, begins: "So Klara turned head to foot and put her most unmentionable part down on his hard-breathing nose and mouth and took his old battering ram into her lips."
Kat - Nov 27, 2007 4:44:28 pm PST #4154 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Allyson makes fiercely good mashed taters.
I had a 2 hour meeting with my principal today. Seriously.
ChiKat - Nov 27, 2007 5:45:49 pm PST #4155 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Allyson makes fiercely good mashed taters.
I want mashed potatoes now.
I had a 2 hour meeting with my principal today. Seriously.
Ewww. I'm so sorry.
I've already called in sick for tomorrow. After coughing up my lungs for a few days, I lost my voice on Sunday. Monday it was icky but manageable. Today, I couldn't talk hardly at all. Not good for a drama teacher. Now, I'm trying not to talk and rest my voice.
tommyrot - Nov 27, 2007 6:17:36 pm PST #4156 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now, I'm trying not to talk and rest my voice.
What? What did you say?
Sorry. Hope your voice and lungs get better....
ChiKat - Nov 27, 2007 6:24:06 pm PST #4157 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Hey, mister. I may not be able to talk, but I can type emphatically. Er...EMPHATICALLY.
§ ita § - Nov 27, 2007 6:24:23 pm PST #4158 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have never made mashed potatoes.
I think my TV is broken. That's the only thing that can explain the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. It has a punchline, right? It's sarcastic or sardonic or pointed or ironic, right? RIGHT?