fucking verizon

Just looked at my phone bill. 55 local calls last month at nine cents a minute. Really? I don't make calls on my land line. Huh.

I DO have voice mail on my land line. Turns out any time a telemarketer calls it, even if they don't LEAVE a voice mail, I get charged.

Fucking A.

It's the principle of the thing that bugs, not the eight bucks or so a month I've apparently been eating since I got my cell phone two years ago and stopped making outgoing calls on my landline. Oy.

May your home be better than mine, Dana.

So far on today's recovery checklist: mgmt notified of bad kitchen light (now when they get around to it is another issue, but yes, they are the ones who fix/replace those bulbs.) Happy, non-high-sugared cat retrieved from vet. Still not bleeding all over my keyboard. Found external monitor connection dohicky so in theory I can grab an external monitor tonight. Grocery list made out.

Had to park in Siberia and garage ate my free ticket in & out. However, I got a new one, so I don't have to pay, in theory.

Still behind in email work.

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instant gratification, overwhelming pleasure,

This sounds like a cat vibrator!

So has anyone heard of "thin water"?

Magic Star Products uses a special blend of clay and "Charging Crystals" or Laminar Crystal in a unique fashion to bring you thin water. Thin water is known to hydrate our body much faster than just drinking bottled water. The water the Michael's Star allows for is perfectly structured so all your body needs to do is absorb the natural goodness of this hydrating liquid. Try a Michael's Magic Star today!!

You may have heard of Laminar Crystal products before, and you may even have a bag of the crystal or some Cosmic Energy Stones. We have taken this to a whole new level. Michael’s Magic Star utilizes Sacred Geometry and Laminar technology to now take water that used to take a day, to transform into thin water in just minutes. This new idea with old technology really works and works fast. The two five sided pyramids allow for water to mimic the shape, thus returning to a natural form. The result is water that is oxygenated and restructured. Michael’s Magic Star will last generations, it is made from a high quality clay body and Laminar Crystals. You can submerge the star in water/beverage or just place it next to the container. In minutes you can feel and taste a difference in the water/beverage you are transforming.

So on a scale of 1-10, how funny is the pseudo-science being espoused? I'd give it a three - it's OK, but nowhere near as good as the quantum mechanics stuff I posted last week.

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Guerrilla clockmakers fix famous Paris clock

Andrew says: "It seems a team of clockmakers broke into the Pantheon in Paris in September 2005 and spent a year fixing the historic and neglected clock, which had been abandoned by the authorities. They were prosecuted for breaking in, but have just been cleared of the charges in court. The group, "Untergunther" have a catalogue of subterranean lo-jinks to their name."

It's so magic you don't have to put it in the water.

Tommy, have you seen the informerical for Kinoki foot pads -- [link] they look like Therma Care patches, you put them on your feet and it sucks all the toxins, heavy metals, parasites, and even cellulite out of your body and into the pad. You wear them every day until the pad comes clean.

Tommy, have you seen the informerical for Kinoki foot pads

Ooh, they have all sorts of charts and graphs - it must be true!

The two five sided pyramids allow for water to mimic the shape

I find that this is true no matter what shape I pour water into. It's a miracle! I think I'll have some cylindrical water now, as I haven't had enough yet today.

Later, maybe a cylindrical beer.

You people mock now, but you'll see!

ION, LOLVogue.