The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 26, 2007 10:10:12 am PST #3886 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guerrilla clockmakers fix famous Paris clock

Andrew says: "It seems a team of clockmakers broke into the Pantheon in Paris in September 2005 and spent a year fixing the historic and neglected clock, which had been abandoned by the authorities. They were prosecuted for breaking in, but have just been cleared of the charges in court. The group, "Untergunther" have a catalogue of subterranean lo-jinks to their name."


askye - Nov 26, 2007 10:10:21 am PST #3887 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

It's so magic you don't have to put it in the water.

Tommy, have you seen the informerical for Kinoki foot pads -- [link] they look like Therma Care patches, you put them on your feet and it sucks all the toxins, heavy metals, parasites, and even cellulite out of your body and into the pad. You wear them every day until the pad comes clean.


tommyrot - Nov 26, 2007 10:13:03 am PST #3888 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, have you seen the informerical for Kinoki foot pads

Ooh, they have all sorts of charts and graphs - it must be true!


amych - Nov 26, 2007 10:14:01 am PST #3889 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The two five sided pyramids allow for water to mimic the shape

I find that this is true no matter what shape I pour water into. It's a miracle! I think I'll have some cylindrical water now, as I haven't had enough yet today.

Later, maybe a cylindrical beer.


Jesse - Nov 26, 2007 10:21:51 am PST #3890 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You people mock now, but you'll see!

ION, LOLVogue.


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2007 10:34:24 am PST #3891 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

oh. hai. i'z trimmin mah bush

That's a snorfle and a half.


lori - Nov 26, 2007 10:41:25 am PST #3892 of 10001

FYI, my auxiliary Sunday butterflied and bacon-wrapped turkey. [link]


Jesse - Nov 26, 2007 10:44:23 am PST #3893 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

HMOG, Lori. Can I get some of that.

That's a snorfle and a half.

Right??


lori - Nov 26, 2007 10:47:19 am PST #3894 of 10001

You'd love it, Jesse. All kinds of meaty smoky salty goodness. ita would hate it.


Jesse - Nov 26, 2007 10:52:51 am PST #3895 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I want bacon.

I recommended putting bacon on the turkey to my minion (I wasn't thinking about that much bacon, though! In my family, we just put a few strips over the breast) and she said she doesn't like bacon! Some people are so odd.

Holy crap, am I done with today. Of course, I'm not done in the sense that I can leave, but I am just ALL SET.