I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2007 2:25:41 pm PST #3357 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What Conservapedia Is Really About

A little insight into the pathologies of the far-right. Here are Conservapedia's most viewed pages:

Most viewed pages

1. Main Page [1,894,429]
2. Homosexuality [1,475,437]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis [515,993]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity [416,375]
5. Homosexuality and Parasites [387,265]
6. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea [327,795]
7. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence [319,073]
8. Gay Bowel Syndrome [305,261]
9. Homosexuality and Syphilis [261,781]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health [243,293]

They are really are obsessed, aren't they?


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2007 2:32:27 pm PST #3358 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More on Teh Gays and all teh problems they cause....

Clinton was talking about allowing gays in teh military....

The Air Force major, Gary Mathis of Cedar Rapids, said afterward that he appreciated Mrs. Clinton’s points about conduct, but that she had side-stepped his question about privacy – specifically, what she would do to ensure the privacy of male soldiers who shower, sleep and work out in the gym alongside other male soldiers.

I'm confused - is he saying straight men would worry about gay men seeing their pee-pees? More so than straight women would worry about showering and working out with lesbians?

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javachik - Nov 20, 2007 2:33:24 pm PST #3359 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

More so than straight women would worry about showering and working out with lesbians?

Yes. Because, you see, the latter is not worrisome. It's hot.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2007 2:38:35 pm PST #3360 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes. Because, you see, the latter is not worrisome. It's hot.

Oh, I keep forgetting that. Also, what about the bisexual men? Do they need their privacy from the gay men, at the same time the straight men need their privacy from the bisexual men?

ION, the worst political analogy ever? Fred Thompson:

[Thompson] went on to talk about the importance of adhering to conservative principles in order to prevent the “keys to this country” from being turned over to the Democratic Party, who Thompson said, “are apparently planning for careers in NASCAR. It’s a turn constantly to the left. They will soon wind up back where they started. And some of them are going faster than the others, but they’re all going in same direction in a not very perfect circle.”

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Theodosia - Nov 20, 2007 2:41:02 pm PST #3361 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Why didn't I know that Fry had a blog?

I'm currently pleasantly stoned on dextromethorphan but not coughing either, so that's something.


JZ - Nov 20, 2007 2:41:15 pm PST #3362 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yes. Because, you see, the latter is not worrisome. It's hot.

Plus, you know women and their low sex drives. We're not at all like you wild testosterone-crazed manimals. (Well, except when it serves someone's purpose to talk about how we're all a bunch of wild lusty maniacs born to lead you mild and temperate angel-men astray, as per the entire Middle Ages.)

t /gross oversimplification-cakes


Theodosia - Nov 20, 2007 2:43:37 pm PST #3363 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tussin DM (it's what's for breakfast): The Conservapedia figures -- I wonder how many of those hits are because non-conservatives are wondering what ridiculous things they have to say about those subjects.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2007 2:46:47 pm PST #3364 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

As a non-white, I submit y'all want a cupcake and not even a muffin. If it scales up to a cake, it's cheating to call it a muffin.

Muffins definitely want to be cupcakes nowadays. I think bagels etc still want to be muffins.

ION, this week's Nip/Tuck might be the creepiest episode ever. Although I know I'm exceptionally skeeved out by crackheads. (And seriously, if you've seen the episode, there are so many things that could be in that whitefont!)


billytea - Nov 20, 2007 2:56:34 pm PST #3365 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

[Thompson] went on to talk about the importance of adhering to conservative principles in order to prevent the “keys to this country” from being turned over to the Democratic Party, who Thompson said, “are apparently planning for careers in NASCAR. It’s a turn constantly to the left. They will soon wind up back where they started. And some of them are going faster than the others, but they’re all going in same direction in a not very perfect circle.”

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!


Strega - Nov 20, 2007 2:56:54 pm PST #3366 of 10001

In America, on the other hand, asking someone what they do for a living is idle chatter, but in Europe or Britain is often never brought up among people who are just meeting.

Heh, I was thinking about that, too! And any question which might in some way hint at your income. Like, "What neighborhood do you live in?" Mugga told me a story about some non-Brits asking his parents about their home, much to their discomfort. Things like, "Oh, do you have a separate den?"

Mugga being Mugga, he implied that they were planning to rob the place.