Why didn't I know that Fry had a blog?

I'm currently pleasantly stoned on dextromethorphan but not coughing either, so that's something.

Yes. Because, you see, the latter is not worrisome. It's hot.

Plus, you know women and their low sex drives. We're not at all like you wild testosterone-crazed manimals. (Well, except when it serves someone's purpose to talk about how we're all a bunch of wild lusty maniacs born to lead you mild and temperate angel-men astray, as per the entire Middle Ages.)

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Tussin DM (it's what's for breakfast): The Conservapedia figures -- I wonder how many of those hits are because non-conservatives are wondering what ridiculous things they have to say about those subjects.

As a non-white, I submit y'all want a cupcake and not even a muffin. If it scales up to a cake, it's cheating to call it a muffin.

Muffins definitely want to be cupcakes nowadays. I think bagels etc still want to be muffins.

ION, this week's Nip/Tuck might be the creepiest episode ever. Although I know I'm exceptionally skeeved out by crackheads. (And seriously, if you've seen the episode, there are so many things that could be in that whitefont!)

[Thompson] went on to talk about the importance of adhering to conservative principles in order to prevent the “keys to this country” from being turned over to the Democratic Party, who Thompson said, “are apparently planning for careers in NASCAR. It’s a turn constantly to the left. They will soon wind up back where they started. And some of them are going faster than the others, but they’re all going in same direction in a not very perfect circle.”

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

In America, on the other hand, asking someone what they do for a living is idle chatter, but in Europe or Britain is often never brought up among people who are just meeting.

Heh, I was thinking about that, too! And any question which might in some way hint at your income. Like, "What neighborhood do you live in?" Mugga told me a story about some non-Brits asking his parents about their home, much to their discomfort. Things like, "Oh, do you have a separate den?"

Mugga being Mugga, he implied that they were planning to rob the place.

How To Clean a Bloody Knife

Investigators in Perugia, Italy, have found new evidence linking a 20-year-old American exchange student, Amanda Knox, to the brutal stabbing death of her roommate, British student Meredith Kercher. According to the latest reports, Knox and her Italian boyfriend, Raphael Sollecito, cleaned the alleged murder weapon—an 8-inch black-handled kitchen knife—with bleach. Nevertheless, police discovered Kercher's DNA on the tip and Knox's DNA by the handle. Is it possible to clean DNA off a knife?

I am sadly over Nip/Tuck. It's just not fun anymore.

I really liked the ad with the scarred angel, so I am giving this season a shot to live up to that.

So, I was watching TV and the "spongeworthy" episode happened to be on. I wasn't really paying attention, but I then I realized that the spongworthy guy was a much younger Luke Danes! With hair!