Try being non-white and using that muffin exhortation.
See, I feel weird saying "eat a muffin whitey" to a black person....
You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.
Dawn ,'Storyteller'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 20, 2007 1:48:35 pm PST #3350 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jesse - Nov 20, 2007 1:51:45 pm PST #3351 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"Eat a muffin, whitey" transcends race!
Sue - Nov 20, 2007 1:56:44 pm PST #3352 of 10001
hip deep in pie
"Eat a muffin, whitey" transcends race!
It does! I had a total "eat muffin whitey" moment a couple of weeks ago, But instead of saying to the woman who was whining that the deli was out of blueberry bagels, I just burst out laughing for no reason and looked crazy.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2007 1:58:31 pm PST #3353 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
As a non-white, I submit y'all want a cupcake and not even a muffin. If it scales up to a cake, it's cheating to call it a muffin.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2007 2:10:21 pm PST #3354 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. Where I grew up the population density is 72.9 people per square mile and the population is 97% white. Where I live now it's 31,860.3/mi², 42.6% white.
flea - Nov 20, 2007 2:14:18 pm PST #3355 of 10001
information libertarian
I was looking at census.gov (which is where that site pulls the data from) and discovered that the pocket suburb of Cincinnati where my father lives is whiter (96.9% white) than the small town in rural Maine I lived in as a small child (95.9% white). I found this very depressing.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2007 2:23:19 pm PST #3356 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Man, if I had my ZIP codes I'd certainly check metro Detroit out again. Apparently the most segregated area in the US.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2007 2:25:41 pm PST #3357 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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They are really are obsessed, aren't they?
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2007 2:32:27 pm PST #3358 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
More on Teh Gays and all teh problems they cause....
Clinton was talking about allowing gays in teh military....
The Air Force major, Gary Mathis of Cedar Rapids, said afterward that he appreciated Mrs. Clinton’s points about conduct, but that she had side-stepped his question about privacy – specifically, what she would do to ensure the privacy of male soldiers who shower, sleep and work out in the gym alongside other male soldiers.
I'm confused - is he saying straight men would worry about gay men seeing their pee-pees? More so than straight women would worry about showering and working out with lesbians?
javachik - Nov 20, 2007 2:33:24 pm PST #3359 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
More so than straight women would worry about showering and working out with lesbians?
Yes. Because, you see, the latter is not worrisome. It's hot.