I don't think all butt cleavage has to be evil, but hers certainly is.

Cashmere--you need permission to bitch? That's mondo unfair. But extra fuel, I guess.

I got no butt cleavage love.

But extra fuel, I guess.

They're going to be extra sorry--I'm the one that handles tech issues in this household and by creating this extra hoop for me, they've made me extremely unhappy.

I've already taken care of AT&T so Charter's next on my list.

Edit--saw the crack. Boy, even someone with a beautiful ass can show too much of it.

FNL: I think that the new teacher is played by somebody called Austin Nichols. . .or something similar.

This week's ep of NUMB3RS seemed high on the technology crapometer. I would really be surprised to learn that you could find out someone's latitude and longitude by analysing video from their "sat phone". I mean, is that something that would be encoded? And there's the ever popular "send an email to a website" trick. Not to mention hacking a website which ends up looking like forcing a Skype video call on someone.

Shiny.

Apparently, I got up earlier than ass o'clock. Have 45 minutes to kill.

I loved the dubious toys link, and read several more articles on the Cracked site, until I came to the Five Urban Legends That Are True, which was quite entertaining, until I came to the section on a hanging which was mistaken for a Halloween decoration -- and the illustrations they used were images from actual LYNCHINGS. I feel like I should do something stronger than just leave a polite note (which I did).

This is borderline NSFW. Maybe actually NSFW. Despite consisting wholly of footage from Fox News.

Fox News Porn is a collection of raunchy outtakes from the Fox "News" Network, where hypocritical prigs like Bill O'Reilly revel in prurience while condemning it. This condemnation is largely indistinguishable from a celebration -- as when Sean Hannity visits a brothel and asks snotty, explicit questions of the workers there while his camera lovingly pans across their bare flesh.

The site is the creation of filmmaker Robert Greenwald, whose documentary Outfoxed is a masterful takedown of the Murdoch empire. Fox News Porn created a brief but spectacular net-storm when an overzealous moderator for Digg took the site off the Digg front page and threatened to suspend Greenwald's account for violating Digg's Terms of Service. However, a day later, Digg management reversed the decision. In founder Kevin Rose's words, "Our fault. Digg on."

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I am also up at ass o'clock. Certainly far too early for a non-work morning.

I know WHY I'm up (and now in class, slacking), but I don't know what your excuse could possibly be. Go back to bed for me, K?

I'm watching QI. And I'll have a nap later.

According to Stephen Fry, the first Native American that the Pilgrims met when they landed in 1620-whatever spoke fluent English, having crossed the Atlantic six times. He asked them for beer.