Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2007 9:27:14 am PST #2477 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement

NEW DELHI — A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.

P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.

Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report.

The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 15, 2007 9:28:43 am PST #2478 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh. I did not expect Kucinich to be the candidate my views are most in line with. (though Edwards and Obama being almost as compatible makes me feel slightly more mainstream). Giuliani was far and away the closest Republican to my views, but all the Democrats except Gravel beat him.


P.M. Marc - Nov 15, 2007 9:36:23 am PST #2479 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Apparently, my views were closest to Chris Dodd's.


Jesse - Nov 15, 2007 9:42:51 am PST #2480 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG incredibly bored. Everyone in my organization is off at an event, I'm still not done with the one incredibly boring document, and it's not even 3 o'clock yet. Help me.


Aims - Nov 15, 2007 9:44:33 am PST #2481 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Type "The End" at your current stopping point.

Bam! Finished document!


Ginger - Nov 15, 2007 9:45:15 am PST #2482 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Rudy Giuliani, Triumphant
Calvin Trillin

So Rudy is the person of the year.
We join the world in offering a cheer
To him -- a man, some thought, was sent by heaven
To guide us through the shock of 9/11.
At certain times, it now must be conceded,
A paranoid control freak's just what's needed.


Susan W. - Nov 15, 2007 9:45:17 am PST #2483 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I got Kucinich and Dodd, neither of whom I'd consider voting for, but then Obama. Those quizzes almost never reflect my actual views, because they isolate a few issues which may or may not be the ones that are really important to me (and don't give any option for, "I'm not sure how I feel on that issue because I can see both sides"), and don't really factor in any kind of big-picture assessment of whether or not I think the candidate in question would be effective in the role.


Jesse - Nov 15, 2007 9:47:11 am PST #2484 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Type "The End" at your current stopping point.

Bam! Finished document!

Ah, if only it were that easy.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2007 9:49:36 am PST #2485 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement

Anyone else picturing Michael Vick honeymooning with a pissed off pit bull?


Glamcookie - Nov 15, 2007 9:54:18 am PST #2486 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

matched me with Kucinich

Me, too. I did get Obama above Hillary.