Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 14, 2007 9:40:24 am PST #2293 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sure! You get to fill in the holes in this document about workers' comp, while trying to read the minds of the people who want it created yet are too busy to answer any questions.

Fabulous!


hippocampus - Nov 14, 2007 9:49:13 am PST #2294 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I do alternate bites sometimes, and I have no problem with casseroles or curries or intentionally mixed things.

shhhh. Don't let Sparky's DH hear you say thinks like that.


Scrappy - Nov 14, 2007 9:49:42 am PST #2295 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Our plumber is coming today to put in a valve so we can have, you know, water. Tomorrow he'll install a brand new water heater. Yay! This proves that anything can be made better if you just spend $1,000.

I like curries and stir fries and stews and all sorts of mixy things. Also gravy AND lingonberry on each bite of Ikea meatballs, or what's the point?


JZ - Nov 14, 2007 9:54:31 am PST #2296 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yay new water heater, Robin! And I'm glad you've now made it through your first homeowner's emergency with no worse consequences than, well, a new water heater.

GC, ugh, that story is vile. I cannot wrap my brain around the part where adults -- grown-up persons, plural -- did that to a 14-year-old. God, that poor girl. I can't imagine what her parents and her baby sister must be going through, much less how they've managed not to snap the necks of all the (I still can't believe it) fucking parents who did that shitty, evil thing.

::moves entire human race into the "profoundly disappointing" column for today::


Jesse - Nov 14, 2007 9:54:58 am PST #2297 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This proves that anything can be made better if you just spend $1,000.

Words to live by.


Sue - Nov 14, 2007 9:55:47 am PST #2298 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I like mixing most things, but I do not like my turkey dinner contaminated with peas or pea juice.


Stephanie - Nov 14, 2007 9:58:21 am PST #2299 of 10001
Trust my rage

This proves that anything can be made better if you just spend $1,000.

The corollary to that is the mantra I keep repeating everytime I'm afraid I will kill someone about still not having my car. "If it can be fixed with money, it's not that bad."


Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2007 10:15:07 am PST #2300 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yay new water heater, Robin! And I'm glad you've now made it through your first homeowner's emergency with no worse consequences than, well, a new water heater.

This, Robin!

GC, that's an awful story. Christ people can be awful.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 14, 2007 10:16:05 am PST #2301 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yay! This proves that anything can be made better if you just spend $1,000.

This is definitely my homeowning credo. (looks askance at savings account)


sarameg - Nov 14, 2007 10:43:21 am PST #2302 of 10001

OK, I need to get the ok to release everything in the next 20 minutes so I can get out of here and get a much needed haircut. Move, people,MOVE!