I have a low opinion of Salon and I felt embarassed for them while I was reading that. I can only assume that their new target audience is Andy Rooney.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strega - Nov 13, 2007 12:46:12 pm PST #2094 of 10001
Allyson - Nov 13, 2007 12:47:23 pm PST #2095 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Let's take over Salon.
They really are crappy.
bon bon - Nov 13, 2007 12:50:32 pm PST #2096 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I've anonymously called people assholes on the internet. AIFG.
Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2007 12:52:40 pm PST #2097 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I've anonymously called people assholes on the internet. AIFG.
I want to hug this post.
ChiKat - Nov 13, 2007 12:55:57 pm PST #2098 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I want to hug this post.
I thought the exact same thing, Daisy!! I loves it muchly, I do.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2007 1:06:25 pm PST #2099 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was hungry when I got home early from my training thing, and then I ate too many tortilla chips, and now I don't want to eat the hamburger I took out of the freezer, so it will probably go bad per usual. Either that, or I'll be hungry again by 8 and will eat it then.
Meh.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 13, 2007 1:06:47 pm PST #2100 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I dunno... I am far, FAR more confident of my ability to articulate scathing disdain in the written format than in the spoken, where grasping for an angry "So's your mom!" is far too likely in the heat of the moment.
Dana - Nov 13, 2007 1:06:52 pm PST #2101 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Salon also has an article today defending the guys who are trying to publish the Harry Potter Lexicon. Clearly, the writer of the article hasn't read fandom_wank.
billytea - Nov 13, 2007 1:07:59 pm PST #2102 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Thanks, guys. I'm a perfect cube age now!
No, no, perfect is next year.
Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2007 1:10:40 pm PST #2103 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I dunno... I am far, FAR more confident of my ability to articulate scathing disdain in the written format than in the spoken, where grasping for an angry "So's your mom!" is far too likely in the heat of the moment.
I usually have already practiced a few either in my head or on other people. I'm not entirely off the cuff bitchy.