Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 13, 2007 5:19:59 am PST #2014 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh my GOD, why do I have to work? This seems unfair. Bad universe. No biscuit!

So I called my parents this weekend to wish them a happy anniversary, and got my dad on the phone. We chatted about my interview with Playboy. There's a conversation I never want to have again. I'd rank it under every phone call that's ended with me rushing to the hospital, that one time a friend of mine revealed that he had Dissociative Identity Disorder and then attempted to kill us both and I didn't know who to yell at to STOP THE FUCKING CAR OH MY GOD, that one time a friend communicated that he had you've-got-to-be-shitting-me actual clinical Delusions of Grandeur and then tried to make out with me, and somewhere above that one time where our local skeevy quack of a doctor misdiagnosed my seasonal allergies as "the kissing disease".


Dana - Nov 13, 2007 5:21:43 am PST #2015 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

There's a conversation I never want to have again.

Did you tell him about the pictures of naked women on the conference room walls? Did you tell him they gave you free porn?


lisah - Nov 13, 2007 5:29:09 am PST #2016 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

that one time a friend communicated that he had you've-got-to-be-shitting-me actual clinical Delusions of Grandeur and then tried to make out with me

Okay, am I wrong to think this might provide a bit of an ego boost? I mean, if he thinks he's so great he must think I'm pretty awesome if he wants to kiss me.


Tom Scola - Nov 13, 2007 5:29:53 am PST #2017 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

It's only 10:30. What the fuck?


brenda m - Nov 13, 2007 5:32:29 am PST #2018 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cry me a river, East Coaster.


SuziQ - Nov 13, 2007 5:35:12 am PST #2019 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Am at work. Not sure why, beyond the paycheck. Still feel like ass.


shrift - Nov 13, 2007 5:37:36 am PST #2020 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, am I wrong to think this might provide a bit of an ego boost? I mean, if he thinks he's so great he must think I'm pretty awesome if he wants to kiss me.

No offense to my crazy friend, and feel free to call me shallow, but he had a face only a mother could love, dude. Not what I would call an ego boost, even if a member of the X-Men wanted to suck my face.


Dana - Nov 13, 2007 5:38:28 am PST #2021 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I don't suppose anyone here is an expert in workers' comp?

Edit: For a thing I'm writing, not personal necessity. In case anyone was worried that I injured myself sitting at my desk.


lisah - Nov 13, 2007 5:40:08 am PST #2022 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

and feel free to call me shallow, but he had a face only a mother could love, dude.

ha! yeah...plus, CRAZY!

Man, the people are driving me crazy today...and not in a Delusions of Grandeur way. In a KILL KILL KILL you non-email adept rassenfrassers!! !!!!! way.


Sparky1 - Nov 13, 2007 5:46:24 am PST #2023 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I don't suppose anyone here is an expert in workers' comp?

Lee may know something about this. Or not. It's been a while since she worked in that department.