Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Nov 10, 2007 12:43:55 pm PST #1754 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I am still disappointed that she didn't turn out to be a fat lemur.

It could still happen I suppose, but then I'd miss the pretty girl bean!


Theodosia - Nov 10, 2007 12:44:23 pm PST #1755 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

One time, a chair massage session did a whole section on just my hands, and it was heavenly. I was practically purring.

I just did a good 20 minutes worth of cleanup in the kitchen. It's OK to rest now, right?


Trudy Booth - Nov 10, 2007 12:48:34 pm PST #1756 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've had lymphatic massages before. They get ... personal.

heh


Sue - Nov 10, 2007 12:58:21 pm PST #1757 of 10001
hip deep in pie

My god, I've spent the last 40 minutes on the internet looking at...mortgage rate forecasts! What is happening to me?


msbelle - Nov 10, 2007 1:08:03 pm PST #1758 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think 20 minute pick-ups and then rest is a good plan. I was just taking a break from the laundry hanging up, but now I need to do a bedroom pick-up.


beth b - Nov 10, 2007 1:34:09 pm PST #1759 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I moved the bookcase. and DH lengthen the cable for cable. and I got a good extension cord for some of the media equipment. and i moved some books to the bookcase. rest time now


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2007 2:16:48 pm PST #1760 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The French are weird. Anyone heard of Orangina? Here is a commercial. It's more or less worksafe: [link]

This is what PZ has to say:

Oh. My. Non-existent. God. Sex and furries. She gives a lap-dance to a bear-man and squeezes orange juice out of her mammaries.

My brain is scarred. I don't think I could ever drink Orangina without thoughts of bestiality frolicking unbidden through my head.

eta: The orange juice doesn't so much come out of her mammaries - she holds oranges in front of them and squeezes....


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2007 2:19:26 pm PST #1761 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I am lying on my stomach in bed, and there's a cat sleeping on my back. Soon I will have to get up and order pizza....


hippocampus - Nov 10, 2007 2:20:58 pm PST #1762 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

My child, the ham: [link]

Plei, I'll keep you posted - DH and I are still in the 'think it will work?' 'It'll take a miracle' phase - but first I have to come back from the de-ead of cuteness. What a face.


AnotherAlaskan - Nov 10, 2007 2:33:47 pm PST #1763 of 10001
"Things will swing back. They always do." - Louise

Hi All! I've been away for a long while (perhaps too long), but now I'm back. The sun has set here in Southeast Alaska and I wish you the warm and dry days I'm not experiencing.