You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Nov 09, 2007 11:07:03 am PST #1590 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Shrift, the latter. That way we can attribute things like this:

I think I'd prefer he burned down my house after he killed me. Then my mother would never have to know about the porn.

To people like Truman Capote.


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2007 11:10:26 am PST #1591 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I love how I always want to guess Madrigal for BRQG things, even though I don't think she has even been on the Phoenix board

Oh, yeah she was. For a while.


Scrappy - Nov 09, 2007 11:12:44 am PST #1592 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Not Dana or Tommy. It's a she....


Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 11:12:49 am PST #1593 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

How about this one:

She'll be tattooing her cooter to get him through university.


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 11:13:15 am PST #1594 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She'll be tattooing her cooter to get him through university.

ita!


Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 11:13:32 am PST #1595 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Correct


Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 11:14:00 am PST #1596 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Robin - Msbelle?


Scrappy - Nov 09, 2007 11:14:35 am PST #1597 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

No guesses? Jeez--it's our own snarkalicious Jess P Moon.


bon bon - Nov 09, 2007 11:15:40 am PST #1598 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OK, how about:

Isn't he the best celebrity ever? Great discovery story, developed from wooden acting to a nuanced multi-faceted performance, looks like that, does 80% of his own fight scenes, happily plays up the HoYay! without a peep of complaint, very vocally respectful of his folks, fan-friendly, plays celebrity hockey, drops non-sequiturs constantly, and dresses like a demented circus clown... it's like I had him made to order!


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 11:16:44 am PST #1599 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, how about:

David Boreanaz!

Wait....