How about this one:
She'll be tattooing her cooter to get him through university.
Mal: So we run. Nandi: I understand, Captain Reynolds. You have your people to think of, same as me. And this ain't your fight. Mal: Don't believe you do understand, Nandi. I said 'we run'. We.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 11:12:49 am PST #1593 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 11:13:15 am PST #1594 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She'll be tattooing her cooter to get him through university.
ita!
Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 11:13:32 am PST #1595 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Correct
Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 11:14:00 am PST #1596 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Robin - Msbelle?
Scrappy - Nov 09, 2007 11:14:35 am PST #1597 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
No guesses? Jeez--it's our own snarkalicious Jess P Moon.
bon bon - Nov 09, 2007 11:15:40 am PST #1598 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
OK, how about:
Isn't he the best celebrity ever? Great discovery story, developed from wooden acting to a nuanced multi-faceted performance, looks like that, does 80% of his own fight scenes, happily plays up the HoYay! without a peep of complaint, very vocally respectful of his folks, fan-friendly, plays celebrity hockey, drops non-sequiturs constantly, and dresses like a demented circus clown... it's like I had him made to order!
tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 11:16:44 am PST #1599 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, how about:
David Boreanaz!
Wait....
Dana - Nov 09, 2007 11:21:16 am PST #1600 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I don't think it's Fay.
JZ?
flea - Nov 09, 2007 11:21:47 am PST #1601 of 10001
information libertarian
Matt TBF, of course. (It was the hockey).
megan walker - Nov 09, 2007 11:22:03 am PST #1602 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I'm innocent, I tells ya!
Not when you go around accusing other innocent people when they' re out to lunch.
Also, love this:
And then Carson would come in and say "You already have tenure! At THE UNIVERSITY OF CRAP!"