"This is what we call blowing wine out yer nose."
"What is A Suzi?"
So is "then Wine came out Suzi's nose" the new "Nutty vs. cheetah"?
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2007 10:48:52 am PST #1567 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 10:49:00 am PST #1568 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Seriously?!?
The Buff Dive don't lie
Gudanov - Nov 09, 2007 10:49:44 am PST #1569 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Glad to hear the blood work is looking better.
amych - Nov 09, 2007 10:51:00 am PST #1570 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm glad to hear Teddy's improving, and that the calcium bomb didn't do anything scarier than it did. I'll keep the vibes going as long as he needs them.
Sparky1 - Nov 09, 2007 10:52:06 am PST #1571 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
"then Wine came out Suzi's nose"
::whistles innocently::
shrift - Nov 09, 2007 10:52:36 am PST #1572 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The Buff Dive don't lie
Well, I could make it lie. Maybe for April 1st.
Sparky1 - Nov 09, 2007 10:52:44 am PST #1573 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Good for Teddy!
Dana - Nov 09, 2007 10:53:35 am PST #1574 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I've hit the point with the BRQG where I'm about to blow my cover at work, what with the laughing and wheezing. I leave you with this awesome one from erinaceous:
Me: You should go on Queer Eye! I bet Thom could fix your office.
DH: No, he would just put all my stuff in storage. I want to see QE do an assistant professor. That would be the real test. He'd be all "I NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR TENURE" and Jai would be "Tenure's overrated! You need style."
Me: And then Carson would come in and say "You already have tenure! At THE UNIVERSITY OF CRAP!"
Jesse - Nov 09, 2007 10:53:39 am PST #1575 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse still hasn't explained the explosives, though.
I'm innocent, I tells ya!
tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 10:54:46 am PST #1576 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How to reduce the shock of being tased: [link] (Online discussion.)
Apparently, one solution is wearing a chainmail "shark suit."