Good for Teddy!
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I've hit the point with the BRQG where I'm about to blow my cover at work, what with the laughing and wheezing. I leave you with this awesome one from erinaceous:
Me: You should go on Queer Eye! I bet Thom could fix your office.
DH: No, he would just put all my stuff in storage. I want to see QE do an assistant professor. That would be the real test. He'd be all "I NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR TENURE" and Jai would be "Tenure's overrated! You need style."
Me: And then Carson would come in and say "You already have tenure! At THE UNIVERSITY OF CRAP!"
Jesse still hasn't explained the explosives, though.
I'm innocent, I tells ya!
How to reduce the shock of being tased: [link] (Online discussion.)
Apparently, one solution is wearing a chainmail "shark suit."
I'm innocent, I tells ya!
The context was a discussion about the results of this poll.
A ha!
Weirdly, now I remember that conversation!
It's sooooo much better without context though.
Clue-- it is a longtime and still active Buffista.
How to reduce the shock of being tased:
I need to forward that to friends. They all had a chance to be tased (I'm livid with jealousy, btw), and one of them managed to react with nothing more than a grimace--no yelling, no sagging after the current (and, ah, people who know my offline friends probably know exactly who I mean). I think he'd consider a suit cheating.