Oh, my god, I hate the world today. And it seems to be returning the favor.
I think we should all amuse ourselves by making dirty jokes about shrift's interview.
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 5:01:23 am PST #1106 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Sue - Nov 08, 2007 5:07:59 am PST #1107 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I think she should practice her bunny dip before the interview.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 5:12:32 am PST #1108 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't even know what a bunny dip is.
SuziQ - Nov 08, 2007 5:13:27 am PST #1109 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Does it have anything to do with staples in the belly button?
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 5:13:29 am PST #1110 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I don't even know what a bunny dip is.
Me neither. Obviously I haven't spent enough time at Hefner's mansion.
Tom Scola - Nov 08, 2007 5:15:39 am PST #1111 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
At the Playboy Club, the Bunnies had to bend at the knees to serve drinks. If they bent at the waist, they risked falling out of their costumes.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 5:17:24 am PST #1112 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
If they bent at the waist, they risked falling out of their costumes.
I...am refraining from saying anything that might be considered rude to shrift.
Maybe she should practice posing against a hay bale, though. And prepare a list of likes and dislikes.
Jars - Nov 08, 2007 5:18:23 am PST #1113 of 10001
Maybe she should practice reading the articles, too?
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 5:19:55 am PST #1114 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ha! Jars took my joke, and the remaining one about smearing Vaseline on their glasses is not only clunkier, but may be me thinking of Penthouse instead¹.
¹: What? I haven't read one of those since puberty.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 5:27:55 am PST #1115 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Even my mom was making jokes at my expense, man.
I...am refraining from saying anything that might be considered rude to shrift.
Boobs McChesty is standing right here. And would need a corset with boning (ha ha haaaaaaaaa) in order not to fall out of one of those costumes.