Ha! Jars took my joke, and the remaining one about smearing Vaseline on their glasses is not only clunkier, but may be me thinking of Penthouse instead¹.
¹: What? I haven't read one of those since puberty.
Oh, no, oh, no! Spontaneous poetic exclamations. Lord, spare me college boys in love.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 5:19:55 am PST #1114 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 5:27:55 am PST #1115 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Even my mom was making jokes at my expense, man.
I...am refraining from saying anything that might be considered rude to shrift.
Boobs McChesty is standing right here. And would need a corset with boning (ha ha haaaaaaaaa) in order not to fall out of one of those costumes.
Ginger - Nov 08, 2007 5:30:25 am PST #1116 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
For a really spectacular fire, burn a lumberyard [link]
Sue - Nov 08, 2007 5:30:41 am PST #1117 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I'm glad Scola was here to explain the bunny dip.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 5:33:35 am PST #1118 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For a really spectacular fire, burn a lumberyard [link].
Pictures 6 through 9 help reawaken the awe I feel towards firefighters. Primal fear on my side, let me tell you, if it gets much bigger than a trash heap in wet tropical weather.
SuziQ - Nov 08, 2007 5:33:38 am PST #1119 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Now I understand that twinkle in his eye when he flashes that blinding smile of his.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 5:33:48 am PST #1120 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm glad Scola was here to explain the bunny dip.
Me too. I was thinking, "Hasenpfeffer fondue?"
Jesse - Nov 08, 2007 5:35:20 am PST #1121 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, the Bunny Dip is not just any bend of the knees -- it's a whole part of the Bunny Allure. t /watches too much "Girls Next Door"
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 5:35:30 am PST #1122 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm now earwormed with Let's Do The Timewarp Again...except they're Bunny Dipping.
brenda m - Nov 08, 2007 5:36:50 am PST #1123 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"Where's my hasenpfeffer? !?!?"
Sorry, had to get that out.
Who here is picturing Scola in a smoking jacket? It's a good look for him.