VW, get pretty boy number. Decide whether or not to call it when you are rested.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Oct 24, 2007 12:05:32 pm PDT #955 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Jars - Oct 24, 2007 12:08:22 pm PDT #956 of 10002
Again I am glad for the three-week wedding preparation with added No! Guests! At! All! $100 Justice of the Peace was the only thing we ended up paying for.
Which probably isn't helpful. But it was nice, and no one was mad at us for doing it ass-ways, but then we're both the doing-it-ass-ways members of our respective families.
hippocampus - Oct 24, 2007 12:43:34 pm PDT #957 of 10002
not your mom's socks.
seriously - there are some great dresses out there for $150. No need to spend $3,000 - or whatever.
Ginger - Oct 24, 2007 12:56:53 pm PDT #958 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My wedding might have cost the equivalent of a $750 in today's dollars. I had it in a building at Vanderbilt, and the room was decorated with greenery that two friends stole from all over campus. At one point, a campus cop asked them what they were doing, and they made up some story that satisfied him. Fortunately, he didn't look in the trunk, which was stuffed with magnolia and holly branches.
(edited to corral a stray apostrophe)
tommyrot - Oct 24, 2007 12:58:26 pm PDT #959 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somehow, petty theft for a wedding just seems so romantic....
vw bug - Oct 24, 2007 1:26:54 pm PDT #960 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Ha, Ginger! That's awesome.
So, I brought Suzi a very special present. So far, everyone in her family has thrown it across the room. I'm so sad.
SuziQ - Oct 24, 2007 1:32:09 pm PDT #961 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Oh, vw. I will HANG it up before the game tonight.
vw bug - Oct 24, 2007 1:32:27 pm PDT #962 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
I know! And I will cry.
Then take pictures.
erikaj - Oct 24, 2007 1:34:29 pm PDT #963 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Ok, I don't know anything about weddings, but I do know plenty about crack.
Wedding planners have expensive taste...they're probably on the powder, not the rock.
Still crazy, less jail time.
IJS.
(This is why I heard "Gangsta's Paradise" and thought "processional?" Because it's So Not Gonna Happen. Nobody will ever feel their life isn't complete without me. Probably because of things like that!) Mom gets sad when I say that, but she'll be happy I'm not thinking of "It's The End of The World..." anymore. She'd love Coolio in comparison. Would you believe my stepmonster wanted to make me a debutante? No, but I'm okay with that.
-t - Oct 24, 2007 1:42:51 pm PDT #964 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I t heart erika.
That reminds me of that guy, was it a Baldwin?, who was on the radio after a stint in rehab saying "I never smoked crack, I freebased cocaine" because, of course, that's better.