Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Oct 24, 2007 12:56:53 pm PDT #958 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My wedding might have cost the equivalent of a $750 in today's dollars. I had it in a building at Vanderbilt, and the room was decorated with greenery that two friends stole from all over campus. At one point, a campus cop asked them what they were doing, and they made up some story that satisfied him. Fortunately, he didn't look in the trunk, which was stuffed with magnolia and holly branches.

(edited to corral a stray apostrophe)


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2007 12:58:26 pm PDT #959 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Somehow, petty theft for a wedding just seems so romantic....


vw bug - Oct 24, 2007 1:26:54 pm PDT #960 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Ha, Ginger! That's awesome.

So, I brought Suzi a very special present. So far, everyone in her family has thrown it across the room. I'm so sad.


SuziQ - Oct 24, 2007 1:32:09 pm PDT #961 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, vw. I will HANG it up before the game tonight.


vw bug - Oct 24, 2007 1:32:27 pm PDT #962 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I know! And I will cry.

Then take pictures.


erikaj - Oct 24, 2007 1:34:29 pm PDT #963 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, I don't know anything about weddings, but I do know plenty about crack. Wedding planners have expensive taste...they're probably on the powder, not the rock. Still crazy, less jail time. IJS.

(This is why I heard "Gangsta's Paradise" and thought "processional?" Because it's So Not Gonna Happen. Nobody will ever feel their life isn't complete without me. Probably because of things like that!) Mom gets sad when I say that, but she'll be happy I'm not thinking of "It's The End of The World..." anymore. She'd love Coolio in comparison. Would you believe my stepmonster wanted to make me a debutante? No, but I'm okay with that.


-t - Oct 24, 2007 1:42:51 pm PDT #964 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I t heart erika.

That reminds me of that guy, was it a Baldwin?, who was on the radio after a stint in rehab saying "I never smoked crack, I freebased cocaine" because, of course, that's better.


erikaj - Oct 24, 2007 1:46:45 pm PDT #965 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

maybe he cooked with a silver spoon or something. We're all very impressed. My favorite thing about that David Simon article in The New Yorker was that he put Fran Boyd's nuptials in the Vows section in NYT.


-t - Oct 24, 2007 2:04:24 pm PDT #966 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And a lovely writeup it is: [link]


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2007 2:13:12 pm PDT #967 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

This is why I heard "Gangsta's Paradise" and thought "processional?"

When my mom married my stepdad, she walked down the aisle to the Pogues. On purpose.

Or maybe it was Black 47. But you get the idea.