'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh! DJ that's really terrible.
I hope you're spared the purity siege.
We'll just arm the TG shocktroops with jagerbombs and hand grenades. We'll blast Electric Six and send the strippers to lower their morale. Then we'll send our O'Rourke Republicans out to negotiate their surrender.
S'okay. I have formed a battle plan.
one of my colleagues just responded with, "That was the most funingly thing I have been reading since three or more days from then."
Wow. Somebody's colleague clearly has a brilliant future writing instruction manuals in Taiwan. Mad skillz.
We'll just arm the TG shocktroops with jagerbombs and hand grenades. We'll blast Electric Six and send the strippers to lower their morale. Then we'll send our O'Rourke Republicans out to negotiate their surrender.
S'okay. I have formed a battle plan.
I think you should arm the strippers with Fernet and drape them in candy necklaces.
ijs.
mmm strippers in candy necklaces. Can we get candy belts too. Far more fun to eat off. What? It's true!
So, while I've been here in San Fran (oh, you don't like that.... It's "The City"....)Ahem. Excuse me. Everybody knows "the City" is New York City. The city you are referring to is called "Frisco". :: ducks and covers ::
The whole I-35 thing scares me. I'm... I... O hell I'm speechless over the craxiness of it.
So office-mate gave me a day to day calendar. Typically any calender I get sits there about 6 months behind schedule. This one, tho, has a fighting chance. Sudoku day to day from Will Shortz! And yes, I've already done Jan 1 puzzle. What? I have that day off. It's only fair!
Yay to all the A's out there! Finally some good Buffista news!
Also triple cheer on S getting discharged. Sean, I really think you two should refrain from travel. Clearly the gods don't want you to do it.
OK, now I have to look up the rules for Haiku's. Tho I am not all that poetic, I have one brewing in my head. I hope it works out.
five, seven, then five
syllables mark a haiku,
remarkable oaf
OK, here it is. I'm not much of a poet, so you English teacher/poetry/literary folks, feel free to offer constructive criticism.
bed room air is cold
under the covers is warm and cozy
Oops. late for work again
Haiku are easy
Five, seven, five syllables
A twist at the end
under the covers is warm and cozy
That's three too many syllables there, bub.
Bedroom air is cold
Under covers I am warm
Late for work again
dreaded cow-workers
will keep me in the office
so I must beat them