You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:19:25 am PST #9344 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

thwap

What? I was serious.

You woke me up.


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 10:19:38 am PST #9345 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Did it use a paddle?


Glamcookie - Dec 20, 2007 10:23:47 am PST #9346 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Fucking A - today is a work nightmare and tomorrow looks to be loads of fun, too. I'd like to smack the fool who agreed to a deadline of 12/21 when we didn't have to. SLAPSHIT!


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2007 10:24:28 am PST #9347 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

We're supposed to do our gift exchange this afternoon, but a bunch of the higher-ups got into a conference call, so we have to wait for them to be done. Since I didn't know that, I put my Santa hat on, and I'm not taking it off, because my hair will be fucked up. So I'm sitting here wearing a Santa hat, and I just got into a fight with Chatty about why a book printer sending us a template is a fucking retarded thing to do.

I can't win a fight when I have a Santa hat on and the white fuzzy ball at the end is swinging back and forth with every emphatic head shake I make.

It's tough out there for a Santa.


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 10:24:53 am PST #9348 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I'm so tired of watching these rehearsals.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:25:34 am PST #9349 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I can't win a fight when I have a Santa hat on and the white fuzzy ball at the end is swinging back and forth with every emphatic head shake I make.

This is the funniest image I have had in my head all day.


Cashmere - Dec 20, 2007 10:28:02 am PST #9350 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

This is the funniest image I have had in my head all day.

I want video.

Mmm...Noggin's going to 24 hour programming on January 1st. For that toddler who's always on the go or gets up at 3 a.m.--there will be plenty to watch on the tube besides infomercials, sports center and really bad teevee movies.


hippocampus - Dec 20, 2007 10:33:28 am PST #9351 of 10002
not your mom's socks.

A moral question: should complementing a child's photo get you off the hook from very recent rude-ish behavior? Of the "So, how are you?... actually, that was just a conversational nicety - can you do this for me right now?" variety of rude... As in, should I email back, "Thanks!" or just sit here and glare?


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:37:50 am PST #9352 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

A moral question: should complementing a child's photo get you off the hook from very recent rude-ish behavior? Of the "So, how are you?... actually, that was just a conversational nicety - can you do this for me right now?" variety of rude... As in, should I email back, "Thanks!" or just sit here and glare?

*Stabbity stab-stab* *SPLURCH! squeeky*


hippocampus - Dec 20, 2007 10:41:33 am PST #9353 of 10002
not your mom's socks.

bwah!

day two of "My Office: not enough sporks to go around"