Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2007 8:35:21 am PST #9313 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

we see that vein in your forehead and think, "Wow. I wonder just how big that thing can get before it pops..."

So before it pops it'll look something like this?

[link]


Sean K - Dec 20, 2007 8:35:22 am PST #9314 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I would put on my favorite shirt just for the occasion.


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 8:36:12 am PST #9315 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I'm thinking whatever shirt I was wearing would become my favorite shirt after the splatterfest.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 8:36:49 am PST #9316 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Brain can be hard to get off the ceiling.

IJS.

Oxy-Clean works wonders, but you have to get up there and clean it before it really gets a chance to congeal or harden.

What?


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 8:37:36 am PST #9317 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Especially if you have one of those 70's popcorn ceilings.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 8:38:26 am PST #9318 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You know, every once in a while I look about me...at the snow and ice and cold, at the unemployment rate, at the family craziness and I think, "Golly, I miss L.A."

And then you two assholes, Sean and ND, totally validate my choice to put a continent between us.

Thanks, guys!

With love,

MM


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 8:39:14 am PST #9319 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

We're here for you man.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 8:40:58 am PST #9320 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

We're here for you man.

No, you're not! Woohoo!!


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 8:42:35 am PST #9321 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I'm closer right now. I could be sneaking up on you from Canada.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 8:45:23 am PST #9322 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm closer right now. I could be sneaking up on you from Canada.

Aw, crap.

Well, but wait...you're adopted! You don't know where you come from, originally! I'll just tell the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity that you're Swedish-Djibuttian and they'll arrest you simply for being in a kilt!