You know, every once in a while I look about me...at the snow and ice and cold, at the unemployment rate, at the family craziness and I think, "Golly, I miss L.A."
And then you two assholes, Sean and ND, totally validate my choice to put a continent between us.
Thanks, guys!
With love,
MM
I'm closer right now. I could be sneaking up on you from Canada.
I'm closer right now. I could be sneaking up on you from Canada.
Aw, crap.
Well, but wait...you're adopted! You don't know where you come from, originally! I'll just tell the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity that you're Swedish-Djibuttian and they'll arrest you simply for being in a kilt!
I'm one of those crazy kilted terrorists.
I'm one of those crazy kilted terrorists.
"Seriously, he might go into a...a berserker rage and ram himself into a building or a small community or a vineyard or something! Check his bags for blue paint! Get him!"
Having caught up on the last swathe of posts, I now have a sudden urge to eat Turkish Delight while waiting to see if Joe's head explodes.
I now have a sudden urge to eat Turkish Delight while waiting to see if Joe's head explodes.
Well, now, so do I.
And we'll film it and show it every Hannuakah.