Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Dec 20, 2007 7:37:30 am PST #9283 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was woken up at 8:30 by someone pounding on the front door and shouting something that sounded like "I sleeped in front of your house!" (My brain, when slightly more awake, decided this may have been "I'm leaving it in front of your house." Which makes slightly more sense?) By the time I was awake enough to process that I ought to do something, I looked out the window and saw door-pounding person talking to our neighbor. Then I went back to sleep until 12. Still have no idea what was up with that.


Polter-Cow - Dec 20, 2007 7:45:49 am PST #9284 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ioon, I think I need to marry this boy.

Gloomcookie?


Fay - Dec 20, 2007 7:47:50 am PST #9285 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...um. No?

::scurries off to edit post::

Ha! That boy! Yes! The one who likes poetry and comics and is working as a nurse and wants to be Stephen Fry when he grows up. Yes.

(I think Gloomcookie's GF would object to me marrying her.)


brenda m - Dec 20, 2007 7:56:45 am PST #9286 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

ioon, I think I need to marry this boy.

MM? Pretty sure he's already married. I think I remember hearing something about that.


Aims - Dec 20, 2007 7:59:22 am PST #9287 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's all a farce.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 8:00:48 am PST #9288 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It's all a farce.

True story. I'm her beard.

ETA: Hey, Fay! Wanna marry Aimee?


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 8:06:24 am PST #9289 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Customer Service Hell, Entry #5,672:

Dumbass on Phone: "Hi. I have some questions about my husband's insurance. I'm totally authorized to ask this because I'm his wife."

Me: "Okay. What's your husband's name?"

DoP: "[Name]"

Me: "And what company does he work for?"

DoP: "I don't know what it's called. Mid-Something. Mid-grade Aggravation, maybe?" (No, I am not exaggerating or fabricating for humorous purposes. Actual Quote.)

Me: "You don't...know where he works?"

DoP: "No. Why, is it that important?"


NoiseDesign - Dec 20, 2007 8:07:49 am PST #9290 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I just have to deal with Dumbasses on stage. I think this is a good thing on the whole.


Polter-Cow - Dec 20, 2007 8:08:15 am PST #9291 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh my God! I was just checking my Amazon Wish List to get a link to the first Buffy trade (because I was thinking of buying it with a gift card)...and it wasn't there!! So I clicked "Purchased," and someone bought it for me! AND SOMEONE BOUGHT ME PRINCESS TUTU!!! This is what I get for putting them on "highest" priority. I feel bad for having accidentally spoiled the surprise, but I suppose it's kind of good or else I would have bought the Buffy comic without knowing it is apparently on its way to my doorstep! And Princess Tutu!! DVD ACTION! Now I can show Emily! After we do Arrested Development and VM S3 and Neon Genesis Evangelion and lain. I don't know who could be so awesome. I guess I'll have to wait until they arrive. I hope the post office doesn't lose them while I have my mail on hold.


Glamcookie - Dec 20, 2007 8:10:15 am PST #9292 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

ioon, I think I need to marry this boy.

Gloomcookie?

WOOHOO!

No

Awwwwww