Customer Service Hell, Entry #5,672:
Dumbass on Phone: "Hi. I have some questions about my husband's insurance. I'm totally authorized to ask this because I'm his wife."
Me: "Okay. What's your husband's name?"
DoP: "[Name]"
Me: "And what company does he work for?"
DoP: "I don't know what it's called. Mid-Something. Mid-grade Aggravation, maybe?" (No, I am not exaggerating or fabricating for humorous purposes. Actual Quote.)
Me: "You don't...know where he works?"
DoP: "No. Why, is it that important?"
I just have to deal with Dumbasses on stage. I think this is a good thing on the whole.
Oh my God! I was just checking my Amazon Wish List to get a link to the first
Buffy
trade (because I was thinking of buying it with a gift card)...and it wasn't there!! So I clicked "Purchased," and someone bought it for me! AND SOMEONE BOUGHT ME PRINCESS TUTU!!! This is what I get for putting them on "highest" priority. I feel bad for having accidentally spoiled the surprise, but I suppose it's kind of good or else I would have bought the
Buffy
comic without knowing it is apparently on its way to my doorstep! And Princess Tutu!! DVD ACTION! Now I can show Emily! After we do
Arrested Development
and VM S3 and
Neon Genesis Evangelion
and
lain.
I don't know who could be so awesome. I guess I'll have to wait until they arrive. I hope the post office doesn't lose them while I have my mail on hold.
Why do I keep thinking it's Friday?
Sigh.
{{sj}}
I know you said no hugs, but I am fairly fresh from a memorial for the guy who instituted "Hug Your Neighbor Day" at my college and that was the best thing ever, so I am wanting to hug everyone all the time, pretty much.
Good luck with the tattoo reveal, Fay, and I hope the low price visa interpretation is the correct one.
{{everyone working too hard and too long}}
[edited to clarify: Hug Your Neighbor Day was the best thing ever. The memorial was grand but, you know, sad. I am bad with the dangling modifiers or whatever you call what I did there]
I wish it was Friday. I'd be heading home.
**slumps into forum, looks around, smiles and waves weakly**
Hello, Lovelies!
Semester from Hell finally over (don't know grades yet - was hoping for A's, currently betting on B's). Finally re-caught up with mah Bitches.
That is all.
Let me meara. No, is too much. Let me sum up.
Glad to be back. Missed y'alls.
**Hugs the Bitches**
Edited to remove one of my own worst pet-peeve typos
Why do I keep thinking it's Friday?
Because there is something cruel in the air that makes it feel so very Friday-ish. We have it here too.
sj, clearly you and TCG need to move to SD. We don't shovel or sand anything either, but for a waaay different reason. IJS
I wish it was Friday, too--it's my last day of work till Jan. 2.
