o goawd. Shuffle just pulled up Kip Addotta's "I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Dec 10, 2007 12:40:49 pm PST #7784 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Vortex - Dec 10, 2007 12:54:20 pm PST #7785 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Now all I hear is "ding! fries are done!"
heh. Since that McDonald's commercial umpteen years ago to Fur Elise, I always sing it in my head. I still know it:
As mom ushers girl onstage, she whispers "we'll go to McDonald's when you're done"
Oh, I wish I were already there
instead of here
playing this song
Oh, I would have a choc-o-late shake
a cheesburger
and also fries.
And I would eat my fries myself
and not give any
to my dumb brother
and they'd all be mine oh mine.
I can't believe I'm almost done
duh duh duh duh (forgot the line here)
playing this song
I can have my choc-o-late shake
my cheeseburger
and also, whoops!
and also fries
then she plays the McDonald's jingle.
Laga - Dec 10, 2007 12:54:53 pm PST #7786 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I prefer t-shirt hell's version
Ginger - Dec 10, 2007 1:03:00 pm PST #7787 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am much more likely to think of the Pogo Christmas song than "boughs of holly."
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Jean Kerr had a very funny essay about Christmas with four children titled "I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus."
I love Carol of the Bells, except that it can't really be sung by one person. Around the house, as I sing the unending Christmas song medley, I tend to randomly take different parts.
juliana - Dec 10, 2007 1:07:48 pm PST #7788 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
This is my mostest favoritest Carol of the Bells, ever (which is one of my favorite carols).
Laura - Dec 10, 2007 1:25:23 pm PST #7789 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Claymation Carol of the Bells very fun.
Laga - Dec 10, 2007 1:36:19 pm PST #7790 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
what I ended up saying was, "I think [sister-in-law and brother] should feel free to invite whoever they want to their home. Is it OK if I bring o_u?"
omnis_audis - Dec 10, 2007 2:17:42 pm PST #7791 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
background: Boss walks in asking if I had a source for those lil ear bud foam covers (like the ones that keep falling off your iPod headphones). The hearing assist system at his church is running low, so he wants to order a bulk of them.
So I troll around the internet to find a source in bulk. And I send him an e-mail with a couple links. The subject of the e-mail: Foamy thingies (not to be confused with Beer)
somehow, I don't think he'll get the joke.
omnis_audis - Dec 10, 2007 2:18:58 pm PST #7792 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Is it OK if I bring o_uThe whole Ohio University? Wow! Hope they got a lot of beer. Them Bobcats can sure drink. ;-)
Laga - Dec 10, 2007 2:37:38 pm PST #7793 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I would like to arrive surrounded by my entourage.