It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Nov 28, 2007 2:21:55 pm PST #6244 of 10002
brillig

Apoca-Skills

I'm a good shot, I can sing and tell stories, and I've got a husband who can work metal and fix oodles of stuff.

Oh, and I live in the middle of oodles of Mormons, who have well known to have stashes of canned goods and other useful items.


Aims - Nov 28, 2007 2:25:35 pm PST #6245 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, and I live in the middle of oodles of Mormons, who have well known to have stashes of canned goods and other useful items.

Like extra wives!


beth b - Nov 28, 2007 2:41:41 pm PST #6246 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Dh is possibly my best post apocalyptic skill. between he wood working skills ( this on hand tool use in college) ,music skills, teaching skills, and general problem solving skills; he would be invaluable. and if they won't take me , he isn't going in.


askye - Nov 28, 2007 2:55:15 pm PST #6247 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

My skills -- I think I'd be a good looter. Also I'm insomniac and could stay up late. Also baby wrangler. I'm fairly good with kids.

I think my cat is jealous of McKay the Laptop, Anna is not really a lap cat, but when I'm on the couch she wants to be on my lap -- except McKay was there. She looked perturbed, the way cats can. And now sh'es wandered off and is meowing her head off for water out of the faucet.


SuziQ - Nov 28, 2007 3:01:43 pm PST #6248 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, hugs. I give good hugs. I could be the official hugger.


Nicole - Nov 28, 2007 3:07:36 pm PST #6249 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

ION, I just told my boss I'm resigning. I feel like I've just broken up with my dad, only more sad than I would about my actual dad.

I'm glad you're moving on but I'm sorry for the heartache, JZ.

I have no real Apocalypse skills that would be helpful unless there are zombies. I think I've mentioned here before about the dreams I have all of the time where I'm being trained how to kill zombies in some kind of a maze built in a warehouse. Between dreams and tons of horror movies, I think I've picked up a thing or two.


billytea - Nov 28, 2007 3:12:54 pm PST #6250 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have no apocalypse skills. I guess that makes me apocalypse-averse.


Laga - Nov 28, 2007 3:14:36 pm PST #6251 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can milk a sheep


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 3:17:49 pm PST #6252 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey, I'm kinda apocalypse-averse too. But I keep getting involved in conversations about it.

For everyone that thinks they don't have post-apocalypse skills: remember, we will always need more people to go on looting ... er, foraging trips.


askye - Nov 28, 2007 3:22:45 pm PST #6253 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I can also talk really really fast I have no idea how useful that skill is, but it might be handy to distract or confuse enemies while others plan attack/escape/what have you.