And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Nov 28, 2007 2:41:41 pm PST #6246 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Dh is possibly my best post apocalyptic skill. between he wood working skills ( this on hand tool use in college) ,music skills, teaching skills, and general problem solving skills; he would be invaluable. and if they won't take me , he isn't going in.


askye - Nov 28, 2007 2:55:15 pm PST #6247 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

My skills -- I think I'd be a good looter. Also I'm insomniac and could stay up late. Also baby wrangler. I'm fairly good with kids.

I think my cat is jealous of McKay the Laptop, Anna is not really a lap cat, but when I'm on the couch she wants to be on my lap -- except McKay was there. She looked perturbed, the way cats can. And now sh'es wandered off and is meowing her head off for water out of the faucet.


SuziQ - Nov 28, 2007 3:01:43 pm PST #6248 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, hugs. I give good hugs. I could be the official hugger.


Nicole - Nov 28, 2007 3:07:36 pm PST #6249 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

ION, I just told my boss I'm resigning. I feel like I've just broken up with my dad, only more sad than I would about my actual dad.

I'm glad you're moving on but I'm sorry for the heartache, JZ.

I have no real Apocalypse skills that would be helpful unless there are zombies. I think I've mentioned here before about the dreams I have all of the time where I'm being trained how to kill zombies in some kind of a maze built in a warehouse. Between dreams and tons of horror movies, I think I've picked up a thing or two.


billytea - Nov 28, 2007 3:12:54 pm PST #6250 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have no apocalypse skills. I guess that makes me apocalypse-averse.


Laga - Nov 28, 2007 3:14:36 pm PST #6251 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can milk a sheep


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 3:17:49 pm PST #6252 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey, I'm kinda apocalypse-averse too. But I keep getting involved in conversations about it.

For everyone that thinks they don't have post-apocalypse skills: remember, we will always need more people to go on looting ... er, foraging trips.


askye - Nov 28, 2007 3:22:45 pm PST #6253 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I can also talk really really fast I have no idea how useful that skill is, but it might be handy to distract or confuse enemies while others plan attack/escape/what have you.


tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 3:23:48 pm PST #6254 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My biggest fear about post-apocalyptic society is that others will discover I grew up on a dairy farm and then make me deal with cows all day....


billytea - Nov 28, 2007 3:27:05 pm PST #6255 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

For everyone that thinks they don't have post-apocalypse skills: remember, we will always need more people to go on looting ... er, foraging trips.

The problem is, I'm easily distracted. "Oh, hey, this animal is really cool. You see-- What? No, it's not edible. Wait, I haven't finished the story!"