Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Nov 28, 2007 1:04:51 pm PST #6218 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I could identify the CHUDs. And cook over an open fire.

This conversation is making me eager to see the new version of I am Legend.


amych - Nov 28, 2007 1:05:36 pm PST #6219 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Whatever would I busy myself doing in a lawless world full of panicking people?

Build a web-based discussion board?


Cass - Nov 28, 2007 1:06:15 pm PST #6220 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Alexia has a list (and, IIRC, a spreadsheet) for What We Need If The Apocalypse Happens.
There's a spreadsheet. And fascinating cocktail party conversation.

Can I join the cult? Wait ... haven't I *already* joined the cult?


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2007 1:09:25 pm PST #6221 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Build a web-based discussion board?

I say "fuck you" with the greatest amount of mirth while shaking my head at having walked right into that one.


Strix - Nov 28, 2007 1:12:21 pm PST #6222 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am actually pretty good at camping. And I am pretty no-nonsense; I would probably make a pretty heartless looter. And Teppy's right; I would be kick-ass at going through a library and picking out all the most valuable information and/or memorizing shit.

Being an insomniac, a good night watchperson (for the CHUD's). And with a reliable ita-type person around, I would develop pretty quickly into an efficient, but not first-rate infantrytype killerperson.

Also good with the heart-stirring rhetoric for the leadership/cult skillz, and I can figure I can whip up some exfoliator, using some of our leftover preserving salt, rendered squirrel fat and rose petals! (We'll keep the rose hips back for scurvy prevention!)


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 1:12:55 pm PST #6223 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hmm. Whatever would I busy myself doing in a lawless world full of panicking people?

Um, I already have you listed as Bodyguard and Designated Hitter (and Kicker, and General Bad Ass). I hope you don't mind.

Can I join the cult? Wait ... haven't I *already* joined the cult?

Yes, you have. No escaping for you, missy!


vw bug - Nov 28, 2007 1:13:34 pm PST #6224 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I'd make warm blankets for everyone!


Daisy Jane - Nov 28, 2007 1:16:14 pm PST #6225 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Jilli, look [link]

I can make alcoholic beverages and clean fish.


Strix - Nov 28, 2007 1:16:34 pm PST #6226 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

See, now there's a useful skill. ita can kill the squirrels, I'll tan the hides and make exfoliator, someone can stew the little bastards, and vw can patch them into attractive and life-giving blankies.

(If you saw the size of the squirrels in my neighborhood, you would understand why I am fixated on them as our post-Apoc herd animal.)


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 1:21:51 pm PST #6227 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, look [link]

Hmmm. Pretty, but not quite the right color and not the right cut. I'm looking for something more cupcake-y pink, and school blazer-ish. But waist-length.

I love that everyone is listing their Apocalypse skills. It makes me giggle.