That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?

Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Nov 26, 2007 7:22:00 pm PST #5879 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Debet is my hero.

I just love that my parents were so open minded about our lifestyle choices that the only way to piss them off was to pursue an organized religion.
This is so funny, especially knowing your parents!


Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2007 7:25:55 pm PST #5880 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

OK, this would be sooooo bad to get: [link]

We really did use it year after year. It wouldn't get into the landfill. I SWEARS.


Ginger - Nov 26, 2007 7:27:26 pm PST #5881 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I miss the old tinsel with the lead.

Me too. It hung better. It didn't stick to everything. You could smush it up into a little ball.


Laga - Nov 26, 2007 7:27:29 pm PST #5882 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yes, I should point out that after they got over their initial, "wha?" my parents were totally cool with my sister being Jewish. That's probably why she lost interest.


meara - Nov 26, 2007 7:44:13 pm PST #5883 of 10002

I hate the giant inflatable santas and snowglobes.

And, it is very hard to stop eating yummy cookie dough and put it in the oven instead. Gah!


Vortex - Nov 26, 2007 7:59:05 pm PST #5884 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Me too. It hung better. It didn't stick to everything. You could smush it up into a little ball.

it had weight, so it looked nice and didn't float all over the living room, and you didn't find strands of it in June.


-t - Nov 26, 2007 8:01:53 pm PST #5885 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My entire downtown, I just discovered while driving home, has the trunks of all the trees wrapped in white lights. I suspect this is just the first wave of decorating as there is something called Old Town Christmas scheduled for a week from Saturday, but it looks a little odd at the moment.

Haven't moved the mezuzah yet. Tomorrow.

Non sequiters R us.


-t - Nov 26, 2007 8:03:30 pm PST #5886 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've never decorated with any sort of tinsel. Y'all might as well be speaking a foreign language right now.


Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2007 8:03:33 pm PST #5887 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You can't die of cramps, right?


omnis_audis - Nov 26, 2007 8:15:58 pm PST #5888 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

DebetEsse, that is a HILARIOUS story. I LOVE IT! Reminds me of a time. I was heading down to San Diego to visit some friends (who just happen to be lesbian life partners [is that the right way of putting it? Almost sounds too PC]) Anyhow, being the sound guy with soldering stuff, they asked if I could bring down my work tools, as they had some projects for me. The biggest one was a wee little thing where the 24 gauge wire came off the little motor. Being the innocent one that I am, I assumed it was something for the kitchen (as they are both geniuses in the realm of cooking and baking). So being the curious gadget boy that I am was like "so, I got the wire soldered back on, but there is no "on" switch to test it. What is it? Can we test it out? Show me what it's used for."

I've never seen two women blush so fast.

"we're not going to show you it in action"

"why not?"

Ya, apparently it was (pardon my ignorance) a remote controlled bullet vibrator(?). Boy, did I start to blush when I found out.

Kudos to you for fixing yours!