I've never decorated with any sort of tinsel. Y'all might as well be speaking a foreign language right now.
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Nov 26, 2007 8:03:30 pm PST #5886 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2007 8:03:33 pm PST #5887 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You can't die of cramps, right?
omnis_audis - Nov 26, 2007 8:15:58 pm PST #5888 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
DebetEsse, that is a HILARIOUS story. I LOVE IT! Reminds me of a time. I was heading down to San Diego to visit some friends (who just happen to be lesbian life partners [is that the right way of putting it? Almost sounds too PC]) Anyhow, being the sound guy with soldering stuff, they asked if I could bring down my work tools, as they had some projects for me. The biggest one was a wee little thing where the 24 gauge wire came off the little motor. Being the innocent one that I am, I assumed it was something for the kitchen (as they are both geniuses in the realm of cooking and baking). So being the curious gadget boy that I am was like "so, I got the wire soldered back on, but there is no "on" switch to test it. What is it? Can we test it out? Show me what it's used for."
I've never seen two women blush so fast.
"we're not going to show you it in action"
"why not?"
Ya, apparently it was (pardon my ignorance) a remote controlled bullet vibrator(?). Boy, did I start to blush when I found out.
Kudos to you for fixing yours!
Sean K - Nov 26, 2007 8:19:55 pm PST #5889 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Trudy, the cramps I've had yesterday and today felt like they were going to kill me. I realize they are a different kind of cramps, but still...
I had some saltines, and they are staying down, but my tummy hurts bad right now.
Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2007 8:21:16 pm PST #5890 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
t pats Sean's tum
BigDuluth - Nov 26, 2007 8:25:51 pm PST #5891 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
I wish I had a yard, because I could totally put up stuff to confuse my neighbors....I'm seriously going to have take pictures of the "Turd City" house and post them so you can see what it could look like.
-t - Nov 26, 2007 8:32:40 pm PST #5892 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Glad the saltines are staying down, Sean. Hope you and S feel lots better soon!
You, too, Trudy. I would like to say that you can't die of cramps, but then there would be an episode of House or Gray's or er in which someone does exactly that and I certainly don't need to see that storyline, so I will not make such an unambiguous declarative statement. But it seems unlikely. Signs point to 'no'. Ask again later.
I think the wind up key that powers my brain has stopped turning. 'Night, Bitches.
Kudos to Debet for channeling Kaylee so effectively.
SuziQ - Nov 26, 2007 8:39:14 pm PST #5893 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I need some finding phone~ma for K-Bug. She lost her cell phone while she was at work today. It could be anywhere around the store or even the parking lot. For a teen, this is high level drama. Poor punkin.
Laga - Nov 26, 2007 8:40:29 pm PST #5894 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
On my way to the freeway I must have passed every single one of our holiday decorating pet peeves. The best has to be the house with un-de-crimped icicle lights, a bush and a tree decorated with a floating string of lights between them and a snow globe on the roof.
Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2007 8:41:30 pm PST #5895 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
but then there would be an episode of House or Gray's or er in which someone does exactly that and I certainly don't need to see that storyline
Agreed. House would keep insisting it was Lupus and Mere would stand there over my imploded abdomen internally monologuing about how she just couldn't commit to Derek.