Aims, remember when Drew Barrymore guested and played Doug and Wendy's kid? Awesome.

I just told my staff that they get to leave the office tomorrow at 2. This is one of those times when I LIKE having power in the workplace.

Oooh...I just want to twist her little head off.

Remember Aimee, if you shake your baby, that's it. You can't unshake it.

I totally ruined dinner. And I didn't even cook. Now, that's a talent.

Have landed in Houston. Have raging headache. Stupid tiny torture position seat sheared my iPhone belt clip off when I sat down, and one of the stewards was a giant cock to me (and many other people over the course of the flight). Came alarmingly close to having an air rage incident, forcing the plane to land, and winding up on the evening news.

Because said steward was a giant cock to me.

That sure is intrusive fun. But then, I am probably a terrorist.

I'll bet you are, Jars. We knew it all along.

Vortex, sorry about your stupid condo people. Dang. It's taken me a month and I"m still not on the dial-up outside my building, but it's just a rental. And while I'm paying quite a bit of money, it's not quite the same.

Random fraud checks require them to SEE the credit card used to purchase the ticket

Well now that's a load of bullshit, damn!

This is the current generation of the bag I usually travel with: [link]

Trudy I have that bag! Well, not that exact one, but pretty darn close, same manufacturer. I used it to go around the world.

Which makes no sense, cause if you are buying a ticket for someone else, chances are - you aren't traveling with that person

No kidding! If I buy you a ticket to come visit me, clearly I'm not at the airport with you!

I'm going to send the counter-offer before noon today, but, upon reflection, I think I'm also going to call the on-campus folks I'm still waiting on

After the time now, but yes! Call them!

Remember Aimee, if you shake your baby, that's it. You can't unshake it.

HAH! Is it bad that this puts a song in my head? "Shake shake shake, shake that baby....shake that baby...."

Have landed in Houston.

YAYAYAYAY!!!

I'm glad you avoided the evening news, Sean. Sorry about the rest of it.

Yay for Sean and S getting to Houston, but boo for all the troubles in getting there.

So Tales from the Suckiest Class Ever -- the teacher did not put up the notes for the three chapters on Blackboard. I don't care because I don't look at them but others were upset.

She did not also update that the test was today so half the class had no idea there was a test (and so she gave away 4 or 5 answers). There were no typos on the test. However, she did leave out an ENTIRE question. Someone quitely pointed this out to her and she announced to the class she kinda brushed it off.

Also I was supposed to write at least 2000 words. Maybe. And the paper is either work 40 points OR 75 points. Depending on who asked her and where you look.

Oh, Sean, I'm so glad you guys made it!

askye, that is awful. I am so sorry.

Tomorrow I may tell the story of how vw ruined dinner in the best way possible, but tonight I'm too tired. But, quick...a spoiler: it took 3.5 hours to cook the chicken for dinner. We didn't end up eating chicken for dinner .

Well, if it was ruined, I'm glad it was in the best way possible?

I am curled up on my couch, warm in my down blanket. But I feel like I should go to the trivia night a coworker invited me to. He's very nice. I went last week and we won. But his friends (who were nice) won't be there, and his friend's friends (who were weird) will. Plus, getting off couch, driving, etc. (OTOH, trivia!) Hrm.