Sean, safe-travel to you and S!

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That's awesome, sj! Have fun!

We're going to a discussion forum for parents of ASD kids tonight. Babysitter's coming at 6, so I need to figure out what to feed the kids. Liv has declared that we should have Dum Dum suckers. Good thing she doesn't get the final say.

My coworker is planning on flyinghome on Dec 21st, but not from here, she's driving over to larger city where she'll save about $300 on the ticket. It's about a 3 1/2 drive on a good day and she was talking about how she'd leave here 5 hours before her flight. Today I talked her out of it, I told at that date (and it's a Friday), she'll need the full 2 hours at the airport and also she'll need to give herself time in case the traffic is bad. She doesn't want to sit around the airport, which I understand, but if the choice is sitting around or possibly missing her flight I'd go with sitting around.

Oh dear GODS IN HEAVEN SAVE ME FROM THE WHINY CRYING THREE YEAR OLD. Oooh...I just want to twist her little head off.

Dear Mr. Michaels,
It appears that your fictional family from SNL long ago has lost one of their offspring. Please come and retrieve her AT ONCE. I can not take it anymore.

No Love,
Aimee

Aims, remember when Drew Barrymore guested and played Doug and Wendy's kid? Awesome.

I just told my staff that they get to leave the office tomorrow at 2. This is one of those times when I LIKE having power in the workplace.

Oooh...I just want to twist her little head off.

Remember Aimee, if you shake your baby, that's it. You can't unshake it.

I totally ruined dinner. And I didn't even cook. Now, that's a talent.

Have landed in Houston. Have raging headache. Stupid tiny torture position seat sheared my iPhone belt clip off when I sat down, and one of the stewards was a giant cock to me (and many other people over the course of the flight). Came alarmingly close to having an air rage incident, forcing the plane to land, and winding up on the evening news.

Because said steward was a giant cock to me.

That sure is intrusive fun. But then, I am probably a terrorist.

I'll bet you are, Jars. We knew it all along.

Vortex, sorry about your stupid condo people. Dang. It's taken me a month and I"m still not on the dial-up outside my building, but it's just a rental. And while I'm paying quite a bit of money, it's not quite the same.

Random fraud checks require them to SEE the credit card used to purchase the ticket

Well now that's a load of bullshit, damn!

This is the current generation of the bag I usually travel with: [link]

Trudy I have that bag! Well, not that exact one, but pretty darn close, same manufacturer. I used it to go around the world.

Which makes no sense, cause if you are buying a ticket for someone else, chances are - you aren't traveling with that person

No kidding! If I buy you a ticket to come visit me, clearly I'm not at the airport with you!

I'm going to send the counter-offer before noon today, but, upon reflection, I think I'm also going to call the on-campus folks I'm still waiting on

After the time now, but yes! Call them!

Remember Aimee, if you shake your baby, that's it. You can't unshake it.

HAH! Is it bad that this puts a song in my head? "Shake shake shake, shake that baby....shake that baby...."

Have landed in Houston.

YAYAYAYAY!!!

I'm glad you avoided the evening news, Sean. Sorry about the rest of it.

Yay for Sean and S getting to Houston, but boo for all the troubles in getting there.