I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Nov 15, 2007 3:19:55 pm PST #4275 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Go Liv! More!


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2007 3:28:47 pm PST #4276 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm finally out y'all!

See you tomorrow! I have a birthday dinner and drinks! Have a great evening.


omnis_audis - Nov 15, 2007 3:38:03 pm PST #4277 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

who has the bubble wrap? I'm in need of a big bunch. My head is hitting desk something fierce. Ya. fun!


amych - Nov 15, 2007 3:38:46 pm PST #4278 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

:: slips cushions under head-of-omnis ::


omnis_audis - Nov 15, 2007 3:42:43 pm PST #4279 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

aw thanks amych...

to make the day even better, google maps shows my whole commute home red. Ya. I love today.

OK, off to sit in traffic. If it's really stopped, I'll post from the road. Cuz that's nice and safe!


billytea - Nov 15, 2007 3:51:19 pm PST #4280 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Better rats in trees than Australia where the have (Jilli!WF) oversize spiders in trees. IJS.

Yeah, but we also have koalas in trees. And sugar gliders. And tree kangaroos! I mean, where else would you put them?

Certain among you may recall an incident with an Opossum

Certain among us may fondly treasure that recollection as being in their Top Ten Animal Encounters Of All Time. If it had actually been in the house, Top Five. And, y'know, certain of us have some animal encounters to pit against it.


amych - Nov 15, 2007 3:56:38 pm PST #4281 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If it had actually been in the house, Top Five.

Wait, what? Possum incident not in house? Sheee-it, I've had a dozen possums in house!

(And then I bought a house that, you know, actually closed.)

(And yes, to be fair, they totally do look like Gigantor rats. Except the baby ones, which are adorable, until you catch a glimpse of what they'll look like grown. Or unless they're dead on your pillow. But anyway, they're rabies-free and evolutionarily way cool.)


billytea - Nov 15, 2007 4:04:18 pm PST #4282 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wait, what? Possum incident not in house?

I know! And Trudy still managed to reach the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow!


Ginger - Nov 15, 2007 4:30:51 pm PST #4283 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My dog seems to have an abscess. I've only had him five days and I've already broken him. This morning I thought his face looked swollen. Since I wanted to get him checked out anyway, I went ahead and made a vet appointment for tomorrow. About 15 minutes ago, I saw he was trailing bloody fluid, and it appears an abscess has broken near his ear. I've been trying to gently press out the fluid and I'm going to wash it off. Any other suggestions?


amych - Nov 15, 2007 4:50:26 pm PST #4284 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ginger, the vet appointment tomorrow should be fine -- keep an eye on him and keep the area as clean as you can tonight (normal soap and water is fine), especially if you suspect he's the type to rub his face in dirt or anything nastier. The gentlest pressure with a warm water washcloth may make him feel better, or may freak him out -- let him be the judge, especially since he's so new.

Emergency vet tonight is called for if he's acting wrong (sluggish, feverish, trouble breathing or not eating/drinking -- generally, he'd act sick and not just like he's got a localized owie spot.)

It's pretty common for dogs to form abscesses where they have local infections, and your guy has definitely seen his share of bumps and bruises. The vet will likely shave and open/drain/stitch the spot, and you'll end up with local and/or oral antibiotics. Make sure you follow those instructions, but he should be fine.