Or a beagle.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Nov 13, 2007 11:48:37 am PST #3811 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Miracleman - Nov 13, 2007 11:49:03 am PST #3812 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Young lady, I expect you to be able to cast a Patronus charm.
Oh, she can. It's a misty silver version of herself with that face.
Did you know Dementors can pee themselves?
Aims - Nov 13, 2007 11:50:52 am PST #3813 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
If it's a beagle, I'll never get it to stop barking long enough to send it with a message.
"Oh look! It's Aimee's patronus. She must have a message."
"BARKBARKABRKBARKBARKBARKBARK!"
No one will ever know if I'm down a well, held captive by a dark creature, or inviting them to tea.
Gris - Nov 13, 2007 11:55:25 am PST #3814 of 10002
Hey. New board.
P-C: I was seeing a very nice Indian girl in NY for a while, whose sister is in SF and is apparently a slightly older version of her. If that's true, she's extremely smart, pretty, funny, thoroughly assimilated into American culture. Even likes Veronica Mars. If you give up on #5 and want to try a very odd third-hand blind date, I could try to make that happen, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think it would be awesome, despite having never met either of you in person.
Why am I still at work? All I'm doing is surfing the internet, and some of my favorite sites are even blocked. I'm dumb.
NoiseDesign - Nov 13, 2007 11:56:39 am PST #3815 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
It just amuses me to no end to think of Ollie as you patronus.
Polter-Cow - Nov 13, 2007 11:58:08 am PST #3816 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I was seeing a very nice Indian girl in NY for a while, whose sister is in SF and is apparently a slightly older version of her. If that's true, she's extremely smart, pretty, funny, thoroughly assimilated into American culture. Even likes Veronica Mars. If you give up on #5 and want to try a very odd third-hand blind date, I could try to make that happen, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think it would be awesome, despite having never met either of you in person.
Ha. That would be terribly amusing. Do you know whether she's Gujarati?
Gris - Nov 13, 2007 11:59:05 am PST #3817 of 10002
Hey. New board.
...No. But I can and will find out and get back to you.
lisah - Nov 13, 2007 12:05:42 pm PST #3818 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Right now, I figure I've done all I can, and if we're going to find a way to actually meet for a second time, she has to call me first.
Seriously! Nobody is that busy if they don't want to be.
ooh I like Gris' option!
I am talking right now about letting my BFF pretend to be me online so she can deal with the dating e-screening. If anyone shows any interest.
Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2007 12:05:50 pm PST #3819 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aren't Patronuses supposed to be, um, smart or at least sort of noble...
At least not terrifyingly clumsy. For example, I might not have Cass as a patronus.
Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2007 12:06:46 pm PST #3820 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Kindereggs! Love.
YES!
I have nothing to say about online dating except that from what I've seen of some of my single friends it can't be worse than the alternative.