'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
If it's a beagle, I'll never get it to stop barking long enough to send it with a message.
"Oh look! It's Aimee's patronus. She must have a message."
"BARKBARKABRKBARKBARKBARKBARK!"
No one will ever know if I'm down a well, held captive by a dark creature, or inviting them to tea.
P-C: I was seeing a very nice Indian girl in NY for a while, whose sister is in SF and is apparently a slightly older version of her. If that's true, she's extremely smart, pretty, funny, thoroughly assimilated into American culture. Even likes Veronica Mars. If you give up on #5 and want to try a very odd third-hand blind date, I could try to make that happen, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think it would be awesome, despite having never met either of you in person.
Why am I still at work? All I'm doing is surfing the internet, and some of my favorite sites are even blocked. I'm dumb.
It just amuses me to no end to think of Ollie as you patronus.
I was seeing a very nice Indian girl in NY for a while, whose sister is in SF and is apparently a slightly older version of her. If that's true, she's extremely smart, pretty, funny, thoroughly assimilated into American culture. Even likes Veronica Mars. If you give up on #5 and want to try a very odd third-hand blind date, I could try to make that happen, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think it would be awesome, despite having never met either of you in person.
Ha. That would be terribly amusing. Do you know whether she's Gujarati?
...No. But I can and will find out and get back to you.
Right now, I figure I've done all I can, and if we're going to find a way to actually meet for a second time, she has to call me first.
Seriously! Nobody is that busy if they don't want to be.
ooh I like Gris' option!
I am talking right now about letting my BFF pretend to be me online so she can deal with the dating e-screening. If anyone shows any interest.
Aren't Patronuses supposed to be, um, smart or at least sort of noble...
At least not terrifyingly clumsy. For example, I might not have Cass as a patronus.
Kindereggs! Love.
YES!
I have nothing to say about online dating except that from what I've seen of some of my single friends it can't be worse than the alternative.
I'm bored at the LA convention center.
Hi, Bored at the LA Convention Center! Looking for some action?
Right now, I figure I've done all I can, and if we're going to find a way to actually meet for a second time, she has to call me first.
Seriously! Nobody is that busy if they don't want to be.
I have had times when I was trying to get together with someone and we ended up rescheduling five or six times. Some things just get snakebit.
It just amuses me to no end to think of Ollie as you patronus.I'm terrified at that thought. He's ... sweet, but not bright.
For example, I might not have Cass as a patronus.Hey!
This is what I get for admitting stuff, isn't it?