*is placated*
And I only get to see you about once a year, of course I am going to drive up for it.
But I am also me. So I snark too. It's a medical condition, I think.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Nov 12, 2007 8:07:20 pm PST #3702 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Daisy Jane - Nov 12, 2007 8:10:35 pm PST #3703 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
You recall we never even went in there when you were here, correct? There's a reason why. No green, no whiskey, no juliana or DJ. Is very simple.
I endorse this policy!
I should head to bed. I think I'll go to the 7-11 instead.
See! I can rhyme too!
erin_obscure - Nov 12, 2007 9:23:22 pm PST #3704 of 10002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I wish I had an awesome ice cream message!
I read that as "ice cream massage" and really perked up. What a great idea! It starts out all cold....then gets sticky....and.....ok, nevermind, kinda bad idea.
While visiting Scotland i realised that i do have a "type" but tend to ignore than entirely in the face of reality and date anyone who smells decent and asks politely.
Online dating sucks. I've been on 8 first dates with gents who were fantastic on screen and didn't smell at all appealing IRL.
Glamcookie - Nov 13, 2007 12:31:20 am PST #3705 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Hil!!
Fay - Nov 13, 2007 1:16:21 am PST #3706 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I read that as "ice cream massage" and really perked up.
It's Bangkok, baybee! Nothing surprises me these days. Although, fwiw, my intentions towards the icecream are pretty straight-forward.
Online dating sucks. I've been on 8 first dates with gents who were fantastic on screen and didn't smell at all appealing IRL.
Ick! Well, we've now agreed on next Saturday. He's given me his phone number, which means that I have to do that following-up-and-making-actual-arrangements thing, which I'm not so good at...but will do. Honestly. Anyway, I'm thinking if we don't fancy each other - still, there's icecream! So that's good.
(erin, I don't think you were here back when I started waxing lyrical about amaltery adult icecreams, were you? The Sangria flavour is surprisingly scrumptious, and the Screaming Orgasm is aptly named, but I think it was still the Chocolate Orange Liquer that I liked the best...none of which is particularly salient, as we're going to iBerry, which my colleague was praising last week.)
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Happy HilDay!
(am now home from work; have spent an hour tutoring the wee girl I tutor on the street next to mine, have purchased half a month's supply of disposable contact lenses [plain] and one pair of monthly lenses [green], have consumed 1 small box of vegetarian spring rolls purchased from the street outside my house and 1 delicious barbecued corn-on-the-cob from the lady on the corner who works such long hours. Am swigging Schweppes Club Soda with gusto. Will be hurrying out to rehearsal for A Christmas Carol in a few minutes.)
t / Update on Life Of Fay
Aims - Nov 13, 2007 3:32:44 am PST #3707 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIL!!
Jessica - Nov 13, 2007 3:32:49 am PST #3708 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thanks for the birthday happies everyone!
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3 to Hil!!
sj - Nov 13, 2007 3:37:06 am PST #3709 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Hil!
d - Nov 13, 2007 3:37:48 am PST #3710 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Happy Cube Birthday, Hil!
I wish I had an awesome ice cream message!
I read that as "ice cream massage" and really perked up.I have to admit I was momentarily confused by my own post, since I am massage therapist. But I left it in anyway.
I apparently need to go to Thailand. Those are some yummy sounding ice creams.
Jessica - Nov 13, 2007 3:39:37 am PST #3711 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
Hey, that's my footage! (The ad shows a lion and a zebra running towards each other and embracing with cheesy romance music playing in the background. It's a Japanese company so I have no idea what they're actually advertising, but it's our lion and zebra. With some CGI-assistance, naturally.)