You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Nov 12, 2007 7:39:39 pm PST #3693 of 10002

It's now officially my birthday. I'm a perfect cube age!

Hey, I once picked a girl up (and dated her for like, seven months!) with a line like that (it was her cube birthday, and I informed her of that). You never know, it could work!


billytea - Nov 12, 2007 7:39:56 pm PST #3694 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

bt, I'm glad you had such a good time on our smudged up shores, and returned home safely.

I did! And the flight gave me the chance to see The Simpsons Movie. "Stop in the name of American squeamishness!"


juliana - Nov 12, 2007 7:45:23 pm PST #3695 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Juliana, is that one of those wacky "taverns" that can only serve beer & wine?

Ayup. They also serve sake and soju drinks, but are legally considered a wine bar. To which I say pfft.

No whiskey at a bar? That's unpossible!

You recall we never even went in there when you were here, correct? There's a reason why. No green, no whiskey, no juliana or DJ. Is very simple.


DavidS - Nov 12, 2007 7:52:30 pm PST #3696 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec and JZ, the penguin ice cube maker is a great hit! Thanks again.

That's all JZ, but she'll be pleased.

Matilda makes an adorable pumpkin.

Yes, she does.

Right now she's staggering around drunk on Motrin and Benadryl because she's still working through her cold and we want her to sleep, not snorfle.

We have to hop up and spot her every ten seconds because of the head bonking factor.


billytea - Nov 12, 2007 7:54:12 pm PST #3697 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We have to hop up and spot her every ten seconds because of the head bonking factor.

Aww. She needs a motorcycle helmet. And then you need to film her trying to walk around with it on, and post it here.


Cass - Nov 12, 2007 7:55:10 pm PST #3698 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The third time in a night they play Kelly Clarkson, I can't storm down there and demand a shot on the house in recompense for emotional damages.
That's just cruel and frankly a little unusual.

I don't even rate a billytea mention? I swear, Aussies these days...


DCJensen - Nov 12, 2007 7:56:09 pm PST #3699 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

From alternatives to Macro cats:

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

ION: Happy Birthday Jessica!

And... I'm working 12 noon to 9:30 pm today and tomorrow. "Because"


DavidS - Nov 12, 2007 7:57:23 pm PST #3700 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aww. She needs a motorcycle helmet. And then you need to film her trying to walk around with it on, and post it here.

It is kind of funny except for the brain damage potential. Helmut cam, away!


billytea - Nov 12, 2007 8:01:09 pm PST #3701 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't even rate a billytea mention? I swear, Aussies these days...

See, this is the perennial pitfall of starting to mention names. I was touched that you'd drive up from Portland just to see me, especially when you're driving back the same night.


Cass - Nov 12, 2007 8:07:20 pm PST #3702 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

*is placated*

And I only get to see you about once a year, of course I am going to drive up for it.

But I am also me. So I snark too. It's a medical condition, I think.