We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Nov 12, 2007 7:34:13 pm PST #3688 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy birthdays Jess and Hil!

I need to be doing research for my trip, but instead I'm catching up here and sending messages to my sisters.

No whiskey at a bar? That's unpossible!


omnis_audis - Nov 12, 2007 7:34:22 pm PST #3689 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It seemed more dignified than Fruitbat-Loony McSquawkingPants.

wha? I didn't pass gas at all that night. How'd you know?


JenP - Nov 12, 2007 7:35:49 pm PST #3690 of 10002

Happy Birthday, Hil! (I got Jess in Natter)


WindSparrow - Nov 12, 2007 7:36:19 pm PST #3691 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday, Jessica!

And also, Happy birthday, Hil.

bt, I'm glad you had such a good time on our smudged up shores, and returned home safely.


billytea - Nov 12, 2007 7:37:47 pm PST #3692 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

wha? I didn't pass gas at all that night. How'd you know?

I beg to differ, unless that wasn't in a gaseous state.


meara - Nov 12, 2007 7:39:39 pm PST #3693 of 10002

It's now officially my birthday. I'm a perfect cube age!

Hey, I once picked a girl up (and dated her for like, seven months!) with a line like that (it was her cube birthday, and I informed her of that). You never know, it could work!


billytea - Nov 12, 2007 7:39:56 pm PST #3694 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

bt, I'm glad you had such a good time on our smudged up shores, and returned home safely.

I did! And the flight gave me the chance to see The Simpsons Movie. "Stop in the name of American squeamishness!"


juliana - Nov 12, 2007 7:45:23 pm PST #3695 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Juliana, is that one of those wacky "taverns" that can only serve beer & wine?

Ayup. They also serve sake and soju drinks, but are legally considered a wine bar. To which I say pfft.

No whiskey at a bar? That's unpossible!

You recall we never even went in there when you were here, correct? There's a reason why. No green, no whiskey, no juliana or DJ. Is very simple.


DavidS - Nov 12, 2007 7:52:30 pm PST #3696 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec and JZ, the penguin ice cube maker is a great hit! Thanks again.

That's all JZ, but she'll be pleased.

Matilda makes an adorable pumpkin.

Yes, she does.

Right now she's staggering around drunk on Motrin and Benadryl because she's still working through her cold and we want her to sleep, not snorfle.

We have to hop up and spot her every ten seconds because of the head bonking factor.


billytea - Nov 12, 2007 7:54:12 pm PST #3697 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We have to hop up and spot her every ten seconds because of the head bonking factor.

Aww. She needs a motorcycle helmet. And then you need to film her trying to walk around with it on, and post it here.