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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.

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Pete, Husband of Jilli - Nov 12, 2007 3:28:53 pm PST #3633 of 10002

"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

So, what would you say to an icecream? Other than "Hello, icecream. I regret that our acquaintance is to be so fleeting."

Clearly he's an axe-murderer who's planning to off our Fay before she finishes her ice-cream.

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What?

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So I'm a little protective of our cuddly wee scrumptiously complex Fay. What of it?

billytea - Nov 12, 2007 3:32:00 pm PST #3634 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Don't do it, Fay! Online dating never works out!

-t - Nov 12, 2007 3:32:58 pm PST #3635 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's also a way to judge character. Beware of someone who always orders the same ice cream. Be even more leery of someone who can't decide what he wants.

This bit of advice has made me strangely self-doubtful. DH tends to always order the same ice cream. And I have to walk past the displays of flavors at least twice to make up my mind what to order. What does it all mean?

THat is, btw, a very fine request for your company, Fay. If you don't go out for ice cream, you will have to wonder "what if we had fancied each other" FOREVER.

t /trying to help

DH has a Motorola Q and is quite happy with it, Cashmere. Except that it beeps every half hour (possibly every hour) and he doesn't know why or how to turn it off. Not, I am sure, the machine's fault.

-t - Nov 12, 2007 3:37:07 pm PST #3636 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, hey, I don't think I've actually posted it yet today.

Happy birthday, Jessica!

billytea - Nov 12, 2007 3:43:33 pm PST #3637 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday, Jessica! The Chinese for 'turtle' is guī. Y'know, in case you were wondering.

sj - Nov 12, 2007 3:47:41 pm PST #3638 of 10002

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Jessica!

lisah - Nov 12, 2007 3:55:25 pm PST #3639 of 10002

Punishingly Intricate

Right. Okay. I should email him.

Yes! do it NOW!

(I am reluctantly checking out the online dating thing again and may need similar encouragement. Although, it's not like dudes are lining up at my e-door cutely asking me to go get delicious treats. and, goddamn, Baltimore has got to be the smallest city in all the world.)

lisah - Nov 12, 2007 4:02:06 pm PST #3640 of 10002

Punishingly Intricate

oh dear lord. What do you SAY to someone when you're responding to their personal ad???? Especially when, odds are, you know them or know someone who knows them.

Fay - Nov 12, 2007 4:06:12 pm PST #3641 of 10002

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So I'm a little protective of our cuddly wee scrumptiously complex Fay. What of it?

Aw, bless you, Mr Reason! I could threaten him with Peevish Looming if he produces an axe - that'll keep him in line, for sure.

JZ - Nov 12, 2007 4:21:25 pm PST #3642 of 10002

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Fay, you must write him back. That's not only the best ice cream invitation I have ever heard, it's the most Fay-compatible I could possibly imagine.

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