Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Nov 12, 2007 11:51:04 am PST #3600 of 10002
Trust my rage

Remember how my car was all ready and just waiting for the paint to dry? Well, it's not ready, if ready means "you can take it home". I'm not sure what the guy meant by "ready on Saturday or Monday" because apparently they are now still waiting for another part. And it should be ready on Friday. I hate this island so much.

(And yeah, I'm kind of jumping from body shop to entire island but *everything* works that way here.)


Strix - Nov 12, 2007 12:46:52 pm PST #3601 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am essentially straight, but I have made out with girls. I just like making out, I think. Alcohol helps.

I am Too Femme for meara. But I would make out with her! ;)

Type: I don't really have a girl-type (see: Straight, essentially). I just tend to have giggly drunk party make-outs with bi friends.

Guys: Smart smart-asses, good flirts, smell good, darkish. I don't dig blondes so much, but I ain't hard-and-fast.

It's all pretty academic at this point.

I think I am having making mac and cheese tonight. Am. TIRED.


Trudy Booth - Nov 12, 2007 12:48:55 pm PST #3602 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh, Erin...

My apartment is wee. We'll be sharing the queen sized bed for the hour or so I'm there before I head out.

Just fyi. No reason.


Pix - Nov 12, 2007 12:58:12 pm PST #3603 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I'm not usually into blondes either. It's amazing how many people I know who feel the same way. The stereotypes don't help any.

I wish I could get away with jet black hair and a pixie cut, but I have a suspicion I'd look like death warmed over. Clearly I'm trying to be Demi Moore a la Ghost. Not a good look for me, alas.


SuziQ - Nov 12, 2007 1:00:24 pm PST #3604 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I feel like death warmed over....

DH just brought me tampons and Chai Tea. He gets the good DH award.


Pix - Nov 12, 2007 1:02:27 pm PST #3605 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Aw, poor Suzi. Glad DH brought you neceassry coping mechanisms.


Pix - Nov 12, 2007 1:10:11 pm PST #3606 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Coffee:

I have to share the bizarre that is my school. The Parent Association threw a lovely luncheon for the teachers today as a thank you. It was wonderful--apparently one of the parents is a florist and another a caterer--but had one very odd quirk.

Dove. Live dove in a birdcage artfully placed in the middle of the desserts. Um. If I come down with avian flu, blame the cupcake.


amych - Nov 12, 2007 1:10:57 pm PST #3607 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Umm... I'm... glad it was in a cage?


Laga - Nov 12, 2007 1:11:06 pm PST #3608 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

that is a good man.

Kristin I think you could look cute with black har.


Laga - Nov 12, 2007 1:11:50 pm PST #3609 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Live dove in a birdcage artfully placed in the middle of the desserts.

that's bizarre